As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23910. | BathTime (daddysbathtime) | 50.26 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| 23911. | Kimberlysu (kimsue1013) | 50.26 | 80% | 2016-05-11 |
| 23912. | shashank (shashank3900) | 50.26 | 96% | 2015-07-21 |
| 23913. | Mr (mr_quick) | 50.26 | 95% | 2017-04-26 |
| 23914. | private (awwi) | 50.25 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 23915. | Tsunami (bmo12) | 50.25 | 94% | 2021-09-07 |
| 23916. | jimmy (zojim) | 50.24 | 95% | 2021-06-15 |
| 23917. | Sususoda (sususoda) | 50.23 | 95% | 2023-08-11 |
| 23918. | Oussama (flamingoscock) | 50.23 | 93% | 2021-03-01 |
| 23919. | Binod (binodmx) | 50.23 | 94% | 2016-11-01 |
| 23920. | Stefan (stefanmielke) | 50.23 | 95.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 23921. | so (sothea99) | 50.23 | 94% | 2022-01-18 |
| 23922. | Gerardo (ggcv) | 50.23 | 95% | 2016-04-13 |
| 23923. | Nurkhan (trashtyper) | 50.22 | 88% | 2016-02-23 |
| 23924. | saniya (supersaniya) | 50.22 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 23925. | siddhant (siddhant76) | 50.22 | 96% | 2020-03-05 |
| 23926. | John (roxorgo) | 50.21 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| 23927. | Justin (jkrone98) | 50.21 | 94% | 2022-10-03 |
| 23928. | Akshay (chugha) | 50.21 | 96% | 2017-06-18 |
| 23929. | cec6bb (whyc) | 50.21 | 95% | 2022-02-04 |
| 23930. | Alan (alan_krasava) | 50.21 | 92.7% | 2023-10-10 |
| 23931. | dsa8 (dsa8) | 50.20 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 23932. | Javez (javez) | 50.20 | 90% | 2017-02-16 |
| 23933. | Darsh (gothmoth) | 50.19 | 95% | 2022-04-23 |
| 23934. | Donwel (donwel) | 50.19 | 98% | 2018-03-02 |
| 23935. | Andrew (andrew530) | 50.18 | 94% | 2021-06-08 |
| 23936. | Mike (mcpshiming) | 50.18 | 87% | 2017-03-27 |
| 23937. | asmaa (asmaa_soma) | 50.18 | 92% | 2016-07-07 |
| 23938. | Crisia (sook_hee) | 50.17 | 96% | 2023-08-05 |
| 23939. | Jason (jasonchiangib) | 50.17 | 95% | 2021-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |