It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3061. | Hello (pancakeparlour) | 70.53 | 96% | 2018-04-27 |
| 3062. | Yi Jun (yijun25) | 70.52 | 95% | 2017-11-29 |
| 3063. | bubbakush420 (tehwaffles) | 70.51 | 96% | 2017-08-31 |
| 3064. | Didar (didar860) | 70.50 | 97% | 2019-04-20 |
| 3065. | duglass (rahafduglass) | 70.48 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 3066. | Timothy (chuzzz) | 70.48 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 3067. | Sam (wes0707) | 70.48 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 3068. | Pen (aavian00) | 70.47 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
| 3069. | Kuy (rou168) | 70.47 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
| 3070. | jenga (jengawal) | 70.46 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 3071. | De Huan (dehuan) | 70.45 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 3072. | they used to say we would n... | 70.44 | 96% | 2019-05-27 |
| 3073. | Y (qwertyracer) | 70.42 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
| 3074. | Jose (vhiper_) | 70.41 | 99% | 2020-03-02 |
| 3075. | Jean (seawardsalmon6) | 70.37 | 98% | 2020-09-14 |
| 3076. | Chaddog (svd997) | 70.37 | 97% | 2020-02-04 |
| 3077. | Sai Srujan Kumar (chsrujan) | 70.36 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
| 3078. | Orange (calicer1996) | 70.36 | 97% | 2018-03-12 |
| 3079. | Max (max_6058) | 70.33 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3080. | Sarper (mutlusarper) | 70.32 | 94% | 2020-03-17 |
| 3081. | reading is (the_library_is_... | 70.31 | 98% | 2020-09-30 |
| 3082. | Melvin (melvincheng0830) | 70.29 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 3083. | Zudio (ildosrel) | 70.29 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 3084. | William (freewille) | 70.27 | 95% | 2018-02-13 |
| 3085. | Mike (mikedoel85) | 70.27 | 96% | 2018-09-16 |
| 3086. | Christopher (chrischafin) | 70.26 | 95% | 2020-05-31 |
| 3087. | Jester. (jesterdaicha) | 70.25 | 98% | 2018-10-11 |
| 3088. | hi (crunchymelon) | 70.24 | 96% | 2020-04-24 |
| 3089. | Chris (seeyaaaaa) | 70.23 | 97% | 2018-04-29 |
| 3090. | Lê Việt Bảo (lebao) | 70.22 | 96% | 2017-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |