The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10462. | Aleksa (aaleksaa) | 99.64 | 99% | 2015-12-14 |
| 10463. | Natalie (paintingflowers) | 99.64 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 10464. | Nemo (itsnemo) | 99.63 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 10465. | Kathleen (guitarkat) | 99.63 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 10466. | Volyando (kodokswag) | 99.63 | 90% | 2015-12-24 |
| 10467. | sreenatha (sreenathab) | 99.63 | 96% | 2015-02-13 |
| 10468. | Jason (jasonsan) | 99.63 | — | 2010-04-12 |
| 10469. | Storytime (sharlo) | 99.62 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 10470. | Artifact (the_highwaymen) | 99.62 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 10471. | Kip (kippey) | 99.62 | 96.9% | 2021-02-15 |
| 10472. | 景云 (tanyuanji) | 99.62 | 99% | 2011-06-13 |
| 10473. | inigo (indigo_july) | 99.62 | 98% | 2017-07-21 |
| 10474. | Engr Ghulam (abbas12) | 99.62 | 98% | 2015-09-28 |
| 10475. | aa (invincibleunderthesun) | 99.61 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 10476. | Evan (shnifflepuff) | 99.61 | 96% | 2012-06-22 |
| 10477. | Joosee (bisufan) | 99.61 | 95% | 2016-03-18 |
| 10478. | Jack (chronaticentropy) | 99.60 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
| 10479. | Alex (aymlus) | 99.60 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 10480. | Robin (noliec) | 99.60 | 98% | 2012-10-05 |
| 10481. | Atikah (miinoz) | 99.59 | 93% | 2015-10-25 |
| 10482. | Jason (pilotedan) | 99.59 | 97% | 2016-07-13 |
| 10483. | why cheat on something that... | 99.59 | 89% | 2013-05-17 |
| 10484. | Miki (prevailer) | 99.59 | — | 2009-06-15 |
| 10485. | John (selurnipohc) | 99.58 | 95% | 2016-02-29 |
| 10486. | Schmalb (schmalb) | 99.58 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 10487. | Lucas (glucose_father) | 99.58 | 98% | 2023-08-26 |
| 10488. | Crunchman (crunchman) | 99.58 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 10489. | Max (fallacy) | 99.58 | 93% | 2012-12-30 |
| 10490. | I (lavromat) | 99.58 | 97% | 2012-03-05 |
| 10491. | swng (swng) | 99.58 | 99% | 2015-07-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |