It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2715. | Sid (witcher3930) | 73.88 | 99% | 2019-10-09 |
| 2716. | Jack (yezen) | 73.88 | 98% | 2018-04-16 |
| 2717. | sean (tpsn3) | 73.87 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
| 2718. | mplayer (mplayer) | 73.87 | 94% | 2020-04-20 |
| 2719. | v (vlxu) | 73.85 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 2720. | Pradyumn (sk0pe) | 73.84 | 97% | 2020-07-12 |
| 2721. | Mark (ramenrider) | 73.83 | 97% | 2018-06-01 |
| 2722. | lRaml (lsomeonel) | 73.81 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
| 2723. | Bidou (bidou) | 73.80 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 2724. | bobby (gogobebe) | 73.79 | 99% | 2019-03-18 |
| 2725. | Kiminjuri (kiminjuri) | 73.79 | 96% | 2019-03-31 |
| 2726. | Philip (pajala) | 73.79 | 97% | 2017-11-23 |
| 2727. | Aaron (alschwa2) | 73.78 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 2728. | Dylan (dyl0e) | 73.78 | 95% | 2021-07-25 |
| 2729. | no sweat (anduatm) | 73.78 | 95% | 2020-08-24 |
| 2730. | Shawn (anotheronebitesthedust) | 73.77 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 2731. | Samuel (samroogers) | 73.76 | 99% | 2018-04-09 |
| 2732. | Ian (ianaustinha) | 73.76 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
| 2733. | Christopher (christopher_lych) | 73.76 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 2734. | Satnam 😃 (satnam9781) | 73.75 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
| 2735. | Ryan (ryan_rat) | 73.73 | 97% | 2018-11-18 |
| 2736. | Bacosca (bacosca) | 73.70 | 99% | 2019-07-26 |
| 2737. | Andrew (adrewchin) | 73.68 | 98% | 2018-04-01 |
| 2738. | flourish (fl0urish) | 73.67 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 2739. | wlliam (williamqwerty3) | 73.67 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 2740. | Mark (emptyper) | 73.67 | 99% | 2017-08-28 |
| 2741. | jong (jonggo) | 73.65 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
| 2742. | GyLala (gylala) | 73.65 | 97% | 2017-12-08 |
| 2743. | Tim (fast_but_not_the_fastest) | 73.64 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 2744. | Sophus (sophustypelikesheit) | 73.64 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |