So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12017. | SN (secario) | 81.78 | 96% | 2013-05-22 |
| 12018. | Daniel (39clues) | 81.78 | — | 2010-09-09 |
| 12019. | Marc (gx2980) | 81.78 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 12020. | Kevin (drezar) | 81.78 | 95% | 2016-08-07 |
| 12021. | Rich (r1hh) | 81.77 | 96% | 2021-11-22 |
| 12022. | Bruce (figherto) | 81.77 | 94% | 2016-07-30 |
| 12023. | Handri (baldkid) | 81.77 | 95% | 2016-03-10 |
| 12024. | sda (sdaa) | 81.77 | 96% | 2018-06-28 |
| 12025. | naber? (igungor) | 81.76 | 92% | 2016-06-23 |
| 12026. | nusstter (nusstter) | 81.76 | 98% | 2020-11-07 |
| 12027. | Lara (chuiicdhk) | 81.76 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 12028. | Manikhan (khan_12345) | 81.75 | 97% | 2023-07-27 |
| 12029. | alex (chinese69) | 81.75 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
| 12030. | Jay (slowhand8824) | 81.75 | 98% | 2017-02-03 |
| 12031. | Mohit (mithun1984) | 81.75 | — | 2010-08-24 |
| 12032. | Anjith (iamanjithsasindran) | 81.75 | 99% | 2014-06-21 |
| 12033. | Christopher (christopher_lych) | 81.74 | 98% | 2020-05-19 |
| 12034. | Aidan (alin46) | 81.73 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 12035. | Momo (helloworldwhatniceday... | 81.73 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 12036. | Sontol (sontolbonggol) | 81.73 | 95% | 2016-12-04 |
| 12037. | Dennis (waar_is_de_magnetron) | 81.73 | 96% | 2019-04-04 |
| 12038. | Jamie (riuma) | 81.73 | 94% | 2016-11-23 |
| 12039. | divou (divou) | 81.73 | 88% | 2012-03-27 |
| 12040. | Greg (gregeryb) | 81.72 | 99% | 2017-07-20 |
| 12041. | WhySoSlow (milktea_1999) | 81.72 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 12042. | Rob (robmcc) | 81.72 | 92% | 2013-03-12 |
| 12043. | Simon (smeagols) | 81.72 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 12044. | Dan (danmofo) | 81.72 | 97% | 2017-10-29 |
| 12045. | Yantro (yantro) | 81.71 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 12046. | alex (alexaesopos) | 81.71 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |