As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10998. | GateOfStoner (bangokecap) | 80.66 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 10999. | Pepe (peperojel) | 80.65 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 11000. | Andrew (foretold) | 80.65 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 11001. | VEVEEVEVEV (gosqib) | 80.65 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| 11002. | Eric (grooster99) | 80.64 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 11003. | itsmin (itsminbin) | 80.64 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 11004. | Nicolo (kingpvlcini) | 80.64 | 91% | 2016-06-23 |
| 11005. | Simon (scyter) | 80.64 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 11006. | Anthony (ddragon217) | 80.64 | 98% | 2021-09-04 |
| 11007. | Travis (travisjf) | 80.64 | 92% | 2016-04-04 |
| 11008. | Koby (kobs222) | 80.63 | 98% | 2025-01-21 |
| 11009. | Majipan (majipan) | 80.63 | 99% | 2016-04-08 |
| 11010. | Eochus (eochus) | 80.63 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 11011. | GoombaBoomba (goombaboomba) | 80.63 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
| 11012. | mmmmm (kamenrider345) | 80.63 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
| 11013. | Quirx (jplamostre) | 80.63 | 96% | 2017-06-17 |
| 11014. | Chefino (chefino) | 80.62 | 94% | 2015-04-14 |
| 11015. | Chris (chrisnob) | 80.62 | 97% | 2020-07-27 |
| 11016. | Flash (bala6978) | 80.62 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
| 11017. | joe (iijoe) | 80.61 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 11018. | CobraTran (cobratran) | 80.61 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
| 11019. | Alex (alkan137) | 80.61 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 11020. | omar (slow_sonic) | 80.61 | 98% | 2021-02-08 |
| 11021. | Jeremy (ryusaki626) | 80.60 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 11022. | Nathaniel (starpiratecraft) | 80.60 | 95% | 2016-10-23 |
| 11023. | Wortel (worstenbrood) | 80.60 | 95% | 2016-05-11 |
| 11024. | dylan (dbfilmm) | 80.60 | 96% | 2017-01-30 |
| 11025. | Joshua (cptnarwhalrus) | 80.59 | 94% | 2018-04-04 |
| 11026. | Pavel (trialtry) | 80.59 | 98.6% | 2023-11-17 |
| 11027. | Ari (ariqly) | 80.59 | 92% | 2016-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |