Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5213. | Nicolai Van Olsen (nicolai_... | 58.99 | 95% | 2020-02-04 |
| 5214. | Ariel (firefingersss) | 58.98 | 95% | 2020-09-07 |
| 5215. | Dick (hyoihz) | 58.96 | 95% | 2020-10-26 |
| 5216. | nilb (nilb) | 58.96 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 5217. | Hungb (hungb) | 58.93 | 95% | 2020-10-19 |
| 5218. | TOfu (dubunism) | 58.93 | 94% | 2020-11-15 |
| 5219. | ryan (chemicsbear) | 58.93 | 96% | 2020-06-19 |
| 5220. | Michael (tigerdriger) | 58.93 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 5221. | The Mad Typist (qodz) | 58.92 | 96% | 2020-01-01 |
| 5222. | ARLU (frank87) | 58.92 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 5223. | raghu (r_strike9437) | 58.90 | 95% | 2020-10-31 |
| 5224. | Mazeppa (dynozawa) | 58.87 | 95% | 2020-07-23 |
| 5225. | pp (ppyy) | 58.87 | 98% | 2019-08-11 |
| 5226. | Dee (deedoodles) | 58.85 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 5227. | Kale (queenofdesuvan) | 58.81 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
| 5228. | A (antrv) | 58.80 | 97% | 2019-10-16 |
| 5229. | Augment (augment) | 58.79 | 97% | 2018-02-17 |
| 5230. | Brady (bradymoller) | 58.79 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| 5231. | Chrism4 (chrisman44) | 58.79 | 97% | 2018-04-03 |
| 5232. | Vivek (kingtodi) | 58.78 | 96% | 2020-06-12 |
| 5233. | historyofme30 (sheki) | 58.78 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 5234. | Mark (markkg) | 58.78 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 5235. | ashwenzday (ashwenzday) | 58.77 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
| 5236. | Jack (jacknachos) | 58.76 | 94% | 2018-12-23 |
| 5237. | Sai (firstblank) | 58.75 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 5238. | tang (tangngng) | 58.74 | 97% | 2020-04-22 |
| 5239. | Not_Stable (not_stable) | 58.74 | 93% | 2020-11-16 |
| 5240. | Roc (crackroks) | 58.74 | 95% | 2019-02-10 |
| 5241. | Mojtaba (mojtaba_jahan) | 58.74 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
| 5242. | Vitalya (recklesss) | 58.73 | 95% | 2020-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |