Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4751. | Hasnain (makkii) | 47.62 | 94% | 2018-02-18 |
| 4752. | Abraham-Abrahma (abrahamabr... | 47.61 | 96% | 2019-08-22 |
| 4753. | Grizzly (grizzlygunner) | 47.58 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 4754. | Jesse (solidstatebeef) | 47.57 | 94% | 2018-05-16 |
| 4755. | Sasim (sasim) | 47.55 | 94% | 2019-07-08 |
| 4756. | Ash (ashleveltyping) | 47.55 | 96% | 2020-01-16 |
| 4757. | Khen (khen2003) | 47.55 | 96% | 2017-10-14 |
| 4758. | cristian (cristiannm) | 47.52 | 94% | 2018-04-26 |
| 4759. | sourabh (datikas) | 47.50 | 96% | 2018-04-02 |
| 4760. | ninja (vanayas) | 47.48 | 95% | 2020-02-08 |
| 4761. | John (whalenj) | 47.42 | 95% | 2020-02-01 |
| 4762. | Edrean (cobarde213) | 47.39 | 95% | 2017-12-04 |
| 4763. | notfastbutnotslow (bagossan) | 47.37 | 93% | 2019-07-25 |
| 4764. | Pig (disguisedpig) | 47.30 | 98% | 2019-03-05 |
| 4765. | Abdul (abdulraffay) | 47.26 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 4766. | Alex (alexwpm) | 47.23 | 94% | 2019-08-17 |
| 4767. | Gracjan (grax00) | 47.22 | 93% | 2018-07-11 |
| 4768. | Chrism4 (chrisman44) | 47.22 | 96% | 2018-03-17 |
| 4769. | Thomas (totothedog) | 47.17 | 95% | 2018-10-27 |
| 4770. | Tasdik (tasdik_taseen) | 47.14 | 94% | 2021-08-10 |
| 4771. | Eli (incarnis1) | 47.11 | 96% | 2019-12-28 |
| 4772. | Kunal (dokterr) | 47.04 | 92% | 2017-12-22 |
| 4773. | Casper (venomizedcasper) | 47.00 | 94% | 2019-10-11 |
| 4774. | Tortoise racer (izzat_inha) | 46.98 | 95% | 2019-09-20 |
| 4775. | Emman Jerson (toots13) | 46.97 | 95% | 2018-09-29 |
| 4776. | Satheesh (i_satan) | 46.91 | 94% | 2018-01-29 |
| 4777. | Tarık (jackwolfskin) | 46.89 | 96% | 2018-07-08 |
| 4778. | Ark (arkend) | 46.80 | 94% | 2018-10-19 |
| 4779. | Jazz (melotea) | 46.79 | 93% | 2018-11-05 |
| 4780. | Ronik (slay_em666) | 46.77 | 94% | 2019-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |