Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10911. | cabro (mdrmono) | 86.20 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 10912. | Road to 90 wpm (qimichanga) | 86.20 | 98% | 2022-10-27 |
| 10913. | Mr Plow (el_putino_1917) | 86.20 | 100% | 2022-12-24 |
| 10914. | Yll (pr0z4ever) | 86.20 | 97.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 10915. | Museum (museum25) | 86.20 | 100% | 2021-06-30 |
| 10916. | tony (tonyamanoil) | 86.20 | 99% | 2020-10-02 |
| 10917. | Instant (instantnoodle) | 86.20 | 97% | 2018-10-05 |
| 10918. | David (ddvddv) | 86.19 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 10919. | Ima (ima_baka) | 86.19 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 10920. | Shrulk (shrulk) | 86.19 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 10921. | Salman (4lv1) | 86.19 | 98% | 2025-06-01 |
| 10922. | Jerm (professional_keyboard... | 86.19 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 10923. | Jesse (jessekapane) | 86.19 | 96.9% | 2023-09-10 |
| 10924. | Rishabh (jain17999) | 86.19 | 99% | 2018-01-04 |
| 10925. | Stentor (stesanor) | 86.19 | 99% | 2018-04-06 |
| 10926. | Alex (alexwarhol) | 86.18 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 10927. | Ashkand D. Mishra (pheonix_... | 86.17 | 97% | 2023-07-02 |
| 10928. | DogWaterTypist (dog_water_t... | 86.17 | 98% | 2025-03-20 |
| 10929. | Chris (chris_p) | 86.17 | 99% | 2023-10-18 |
| 10930. | Sam (wes0707) | 86.17 | 99% | 2018-03-11 |
| 10931. | Orton (ortxn) | 86.16 | 98.1% | 2023-06-12 |
| 10932. | Ed (ryop) | 86.16 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 10933. | JO (johowjo) | 86.16 | 95.8% | 2024-03-03 |
| 10934. | Snorking (snorkingo) | 86.16 | 98.5% | 2023-07-20 |
| 10935. | Jack (jackthehuman) | 86.16 | 95.5% | 2024-11-22 |
| 10936. | rxnmar (rxnmar) | 86.15 | 96.1% | 2024-03-22 |
| 10937. | 0xlyd (0xlyd) | 86.15 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| 10938. | brainfasterthanfingers (big... | 86.15 | 96% | 2017-11-08 |
| 10939. | xlsv (asilvano) | 86.15 | 94.8% | 2023-10-10 |
| 10940. | Todd (todddddddddd) | 86.15 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |