It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4283. | Charzii. (charzii_) | 58.46 | 95% | 2020-04-08 |
| 4284. | hanying (h4ny1n9) | 58.45 | 95% | 2019-01-14 |
| 4285. | Noor (noor002) | 58.45 | 96% | 2018-04-04 |
| 4286. | sgpizzaa (pizza_pizza_pie) | 58.43 | 94% | 2021-08-22 |
| 4287. | Axejoker (axejoker) | 58.43 | 97% | 2018-04-22 |
| 4288. | 專心駕駛 (hkcitizen) | 58.43 | 97% | 2018-10-04 |
| 4289. | Davit (alpha_17) | 58.41 | 95% | 2020-11-08 |
| 4290. | Allen (itzhelix) | 58.40 | 95% | 2019-02-27 |
| 4291. | JOJ (not2gud) | 58.40 | 94% | 2020-05-04 |
| 4292. | Ajip (ajip69) | 58.40 | 97% | 2018-05-03 |
| 4293. | Michael Loh (mclec950125) | 58.37 | 93% | 2019-06-08 |
| 4294. | a (stanrude) | 58.37 | 97% | 2020-07-30 |
| 4295. | Amit (amit308) | 58.36 | 97% | 2018-06-30 |
| 4296. | Anton (alejendaryguy) | 58.36 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 4297. | Ian (mightygi11) | 58.34 | 96% | 2019-04-23 |
| 4298. | chaotix (mcomm7) | 58.34 | 97% | 2018-01-11 |
| 4299. | Chris (chris_p) | 58.33 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 4300. | Boris (dalboris) | 58.33 | 97% | 2020-05-31 |
| 4301. | Parth (parthmah) | 58.32 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| 4302. | gg (doomsux) | 58.31 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 4303. | Xenith (t0006234g) | 58.29 | 96% | 2018-12-30 |
| 4304. | Udar (sinulescu) | 58.29 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
| 4305. | boo (lolitsme) | 58.27 | 94% | 2020-06-07 |
| 4306. | Simon (cimon423) | 58.27 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 4307. | Kat (rnkea28) | 58.26 | 98% | 2018-09-30 |
| 4308. | walker (walker0) | 58.25 | 95% | 2019-09-04 |
| 4309. | Hello (arnab_9997) | 58.24 | 95% | 2021-07-22 |
| 4310. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (keypist) | 58.24 | 95% | 2020-05-19 |
| 4311. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 58.23 | 97% | 2020-01-16 |
| 4312. | Mojtaba (mojtaba_jahan) | 58.22 | 96% | 2020-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |