As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6704. | Zankel (zankel) | 92.03 | 98% | 2025-03-19 |
| 6705. | Ordinary (durianhotpot) | 92.03 | 96% | 2020-07-01 |
| 6706. | tstats[jacobrocksobviously]... | 92.03 | 94.3% | 2023-11-27 |
| 6707. | Razor Red Rage (ayyaz_nemesis) | 92.03 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 6708. | Deamon (deamontyper) | 92.03 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
| 6709. | Justin (tokomaki) | 92.03 | 95% | 2016-05-08 |
| 6710. | jpow (jpowwow) | 92.01 | 98.2% | 2023-08-28 |
| 6711. | WSY (elyx_2302) | 92.01 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| 6712. | Rockpj (rockpj) | 92.01 | 94% | 2016-07-15 |
| 6713. | Drew (mercuryowlll) | 92.00 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 6714. | Christian (cjohh) | 92.00 | 94% | 2017-03-03 |
| 6715. | Marley (mbullock) | 92.00 | 98% | 2018-01-03 |
| 6716. | midnightsimon (midnightsimon) | 91.99 | 97.2% | 2024-11-23 |
| 6717. | righteous (trustjesus) | 91.99 | 98.2% | 2021-02-15 |
| 6718. | Lei Paul (polley) | 91.98 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 6719. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 91.97 | 98.4% | 2024-08-14 |
| 6720. | James (pablojoseidkk) | 91.96 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
| 6721. | Kyle (kbeezy231) | 91.96 | 97% | 2022-10-29 |
| 6722. | TylerG (tylertyper80) | 91.96 | 99% | 2022-08-05 |
| 6723. | CHRISTIAN (chris7ka) | 91.96 | 97% | 2024-06-21 |
| 6724. | Mazin (mmazincham) | 91.96 | 96.9% | 2023-09-17 |
| 6725. | Nightmare (zhanarbek) | 91.95 | 98% | 2022-11-14 |
| 6726. | Ruben (rubenzhang) | 91.95 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 6727. | YourBoi (yourboi) | 91.95 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
| 6728. | Homer (cowmonger) | 91.95 | 96% | 2017-03-06 |
| 6729. | inigo (indigo_july) | 91.94 | 96% | 2016-04-28 |
| 6730. | Murray (etniok) | 91.94 | 96% | 2015-10-26 |
| 6731. | Dennis (dennissc) | 91.94 | 91% | 2016-07-19 |
| 6732. | Jeff (621alexl) | 91.93 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 6733. | Pbev (pbev) | 91.93 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |