Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3335. | wz (taywzzzz) | 66.45 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 3336. | Ryan (potatoz10) | 66.41 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
| 3337. | 2020 races before 2020 (nor... | 66.41 | 95% | 2019-12-07 |
| 3338. | NorthernNinja (northernninj... | 66.37 | 94% | 2019-09-18 |
| 3339. | Owen (chaostypefast) | 66.36 | 96% | 2018-10-23 |
| 3340. | Adam (autisticadam) | 66.36 | 96% | 2017-12-25 |
| 3341. | dian (ddwsd) | 66.35 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
| 3342. | jefferson (steelflex) | 66.35 | 95% | 2018-03-12 |
| 3343. | wissam (wissam6090) | 66.35 | 98% | 2019-02-25 |
| 3344. | Aswin (aswin747) | 66.34 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
| 3345. | Yung (yungkarton) | 66.33 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| 3346. | nfpsyco (msnnick3) | 66.33 | 94% | 2019-04-17 |
| 3347. | garry (ganesh1998) | 66.33 | 96% | 2021-08-14 |
| 3348. | I_love_seulgi (seulgischurro) | 66.33 | 94% | 2018-10-29 |
| 3349. | Tadzu (tadzu) | 66.32 | 96% | 2018-06-20 |
| 3350. | Zoeham (zoeham) | 66.31 | 94% | 2019-11-10 |
| 3351. | peckcs (opecks) | 66.30 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 3352. | 1myvar (chowchunfu) | 66.30 | 96% | 2017-11-30 |
| 3353. | zzr0t (sulj0o) | 66.29 | 95% | 2019-06-29 |
| 3354. | Rodrigo (rdcmdev) | 66.29 | 97% | 2018-03-18 |
| 3355. | Andrea (kazari) | 66.29 | 96% | 2018-02-12 |
| 3356. | Matland (matland) | 66.27 | 96% | 2018-10-16 |
| 3357. | Lam (18600352) | 66.27 | 98% | 2019-07-05 |
| 3358. | (shoy2) | 66.24 | 98% | 2020-01-07 |
| 3359. | Joe (jonathanjojo) | 66.23 | 95% | 2017-09-18 |
| 3360. | Ged (gdewiyasa) | 66.23 | 99% | 2017-10-10 |
| 3361. | Parsa (parsal) | 66.22 | 95% | 2017-11-19 |
| 3362. | Hayden (doge_town) | 66.22 | 96% | 2017-11-22 |
| 3363. | Stefan (stephen27) | 66.22 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
| 3364. | Lone (lonefr) | 66.21 | 97% | 2019-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |