I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5085. | Elizabeth (elizabethwei) | 99.99 | 97.8% | 2023-08-21 |
| 5086. | Momo (momo270) | 99.98 | 87% | 2015-07-27 |
| 5087. | Max (maxbyl) | 99.97 | 97.7% | 2025-04-18 |
| 5088. | Kyle (kylenerd) | 99.97 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
| 5089. | TTVronness_ (ronneclee) | 99.97 | 99% | 2019-05-29 |
| 5090. | SirShrek69 (puffers23) | 99.97 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 5091. | Nate (rolingad) | 99.97 | 98% | 2018-11-09 |
| 5092. | Matt (mattielim) | 99.96 | 87% | 2015-07-24 |
| 5093. | keke (hpchco) | 99.95 | 96.8% | 2024-07-13 |
| 5094. | use appropriate username (w... | 99.95 | 96% | 2016-08-16 |
| 5095. | Whippin' (whippin) | 99.94 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 5096. | Richard (richardgew) | 99.94 | 94% | 2016-02-24 |
| 5097. | Dum (getintherobotshinji) | 99.94 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 5098. | Murakumo (lestrade123) | 99.93 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 5099. | Jason (terminatorer) | 99.93 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 5100. | varun (varunaadeez) | 99.93 | 96% | 2016-05-10 |
| 5101. | Krystal (sunshinenmyeyes) | 99.92 | 97.6% | 2024-06-23 |
| 5102. | Josh (chornano) | 99.92 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 5103. | Ze (jiangzehua) | 99.92 | 93% | 2016-08-15 |
| 5104. | fck you latency (whihi) | 99.91 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 5105. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 99.91 | 99% | 2018-01-04 |
| 5106. | Princess (deathmeter) | 99.91 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 5107. | Jon (glockmog) | 99.90 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 5108. | pythagoras (123pythagoras123) | 99.90 | 96% | 2023-04-25 |
| 5109. | yves (jazzdad) | 99.89 | 96.7% | 2025-05-03 |
| 5110. | eillo (eillam) | 99.89 | 96% | 2022-07-02 |
| 5111. | ajrv (aamodvarma) | 99.89 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
| 5112. | Kelson (kelawesome) | 99.89 | 99% | 2017-12-06 |
| 5113. | arst neio (eyevseev) | 99.89 | 97.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 5114. | Orblil (orblil) | 99.88 | 97.1% | 2024-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |