As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12260. | YOURMUM (___yourdad___) | 78.71 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| 12261. | Lah's (leeqihuanx) | 78.71 | 88% | 2016-10-17 |
| 12262. | Ronarch (ronarch) | 78.71 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 12263. | Hafiz (huseynoff) | 78.71 | 96.9% | 2024-06-23 |
| 12264. | Bob (fusehira) | 78.71 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 12265. | Mo (colonelm0) | 78.71 | 91% | 2015-05-28 |
| 12266. | 9WPMavg (mrazntryhard) | 78.71 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 12267. | Pranav (pranav0307) | 78.70 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
| 12268. | Barbarian (kishananuraag) | 78.70 | 95.7% | 2024-06-16 |
| 12269. | Badal sura (badalsura) | 78.69 | 98% | 2024-01-10 |
| 12270. | Rafeeq (raf_al) | 78.69 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 12271. | milad (vilmil) | 78.68 | 98.2% | 2025-02-25 |
| 12272. | Delta (deltapapa) | 78.68 | 97.7% | 2023-09-26 |
| 12273. | James (mysticalentity) | 78.68 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 12274. | Jordan (jordan_speedy_hands) | 78.68 | 96% | 2023-04-30 |
| 12275. | Skones (raf_raf) | 78.68 | 96% | 2021-04-14 |
| 12276. | Ethan (chorb) | 78.67 | 98% | 2018-01-23 |
| 12277. | Eternal religion (youvakish... | 78.66 | 97.8% | 2023-11-15 |
| 12278. | Fabio (prosfearme) | 78.66 | 94% | 2016-10-13 |
| 12279. | John (thecoweatsgrass) | 78.65 | 97% | 2015-10-08 |
| 12280. | Krishna (krishna2002) | 78.65 | 95.5% | 2024-06-29 |
| 12281. | Tadas (tadasmak) | 78.65 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 12282. | Ivan (fastrabbit) | 78.65 | 96% | 2017-01-20 |
| 12283. | Joseph (josejose1) | 78.65 | 96% | 2015-07-30 |
| 12284. | mczerwi (mczerwi) | 78.65 | 96% | 2015-04-18 |
| 12285. | Pan Maciej (jmac83) | 78.64 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| 12286. | IGA (amateur_) | 78.64 | 98% | 2015-04-14 |
| 12287. | Jimmy (user39) | 78.63 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 12288. | no (noob1720) | 78.63 | 96.3% | 2023-09-06 |
| 12289. | Yogeshwar (ypshukla55) | 78.63 | 98% | 2023-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |