I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3766. | Fexo (fexer) | 111.02 | 100% | 2020-12-18 |
| 3767. | b (vegetableben) | 111.01 | 97% | 2025-06-01 |
| 3768. | MissionTo (missionto140wpm) | 111.01 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
| 3769. | Zachary (zgreenspan) | 111.01 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 3770. | XrXr (xrxr) | 111.01 | 99% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3771. | Jason (ironfisttexas) | 111.01 | 99% | 2019-07-29 |
| 3772. | happystick (_happystick) | 110.99 | 99% | 2022-10-02 |
| 3773. | Dpic (dpicc) | 110.99 | 95.9% | 2024-10-23 |
| 3774. | molotov (askzebo) | 110.99 | 97% | 2025-05-27 |
| 3775. | Boris (bb667) | 110.99 | 99% | 2020-03-24 |
| 3776. | Salman (blackstrobe) | 110.99 | 98% | 2019-11-06 |
| 3777. | ehe (aeronsic) | 110.98 | 100% | 2022-11-02 |
| 3778. | /\/0_QU|t (letypeprecis) | 110.97 | 98% | 2017-05-03 |
| 3779. | Hidling (hidling) | 110.97 | 99% | 2018-03-14 |
| 3780. | Michael (fourforce) | 110.96 | 99.4% | 2024-07-17 |
| 3781. | DeedraFreeze (deedra_20) | 110.96 | 99% | 2022-10-26 |
| 3782. | Matt (chopstickninj4) | 110.95 | 99% | 2021-05-06 |
| 3783. | Bamco (bamco) | 110.95 | 100% | 2017-09-12 |
| 3784. | Vlad (smenos) | 110.94 | 98.8% | 2023-11-04 |
| 3785. | NNAJKO (nnajko) | 110.94 | 100% | 2019-09-09 |
| 3786. | page (pagegap) | 110.93 | 98.2% | 2024-10-04 |
| 3787. | Andy (tactilegangriseup) | 110.93 | 99% | 2021-10-06 |
| 3788. | jellybeanz (makitunaroll) | 110.92 | 97.3% | 2024-04-02 |
| 3789. | Tim (timbalo) | 110.92 | 100% | 2019-04-29 |
| 3790. | Ifar (mabrrrrr) | 110.91 | 97.2% | 2023-06-22 |
| 3791. | Gregory (contrum) | 110.91 | 100% | 2022-01-17 |
| 3792. | Caramel (saltyourcaramel) | 110.89 | 98.2% | 2025-02-11 |
| 3793. | Joshua (shaggymuffin23) | 110.89 | 99% | 2024-12-29 |
| 3794. | Rayf (rayfisfast) | 110.89 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 3795. | Thomas (tfzhang1207) | 110.88 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |