I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17837. | KELLY (okaykelly) | 69.65 | 94% | 2019-06-09 |
| 17838. | nah duu (tigblitz) | 69.64 | 96% | 2025-06-01 |
| 17839. | Speed_Demon (m_therf_cker) | 69.64 | 98% | 2025-04-29 |
| 17840. | 2005 (constant_l) | 69.64 | 94% | 2020-07-09 |
| 17841. | Asdew (asdew) | 69.64 | 96% | 2019-05-14 |
| 17842. | shaik (shahul_shaik) | 69.64 | 96% | 2022-03-21 |
| 17843. | Konrad (smoedi) | 69.64 | 96% | 2019-11-18 |
| 17844. | J (jl94) | 69.63 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| 17845. | Colin (poatot8) | 69.63 | 95.1% | 2023-06-29 |
| 17846. | UwU (strizx) | 69.63 | 98% | 2019-10-02 |
| 17847. | Chase (chasechai) | 69.62 | 90% | 2017-03-09 |
| 17848. | Alex (alex_yarets) | 69.62 | 98% | 2017-05-14 |
| 17849. | Jericho (typersimon) | 69.61 | 95% | 2021-02-05 |
| 17850. | pentti (emitzu27) | 69.61 | 96% | 2023-06-22 |
| 17851. | Tarneem (tarneem) | 69.61 | 97% | 2025-05-24 |
| 17852. | darkestrevolt (darkestrevolt) | 69.61 | 95% | 2024-01-30 |
| 17853. | Truffle (truffle10) | 69.60 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 17854. | chloe (chloewalsall) | 69.60 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 17855. | tstats[manuelnara] (manueln... | 69.59 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 17856. | Kritik (chaoseyy) | 69.59 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 17857. | Do (dekul1205) | 69.59 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 17858. | Ella (tigger1854) | 69.59 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 17859. | wen (notbenwong) | 69.57 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 17860. | the one (qaisianas) | 69.57 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 17861. | Wildgers (wildgers) | 69.57 | 97% | 2023-10-05 |
| 17862. | Geo (gsampoerna3) | 69.57 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 17863. | Leo (leoroy7x7) | 69.56 | 99% | 2021-10-29 |
| 17864. | James (jvlasak) | 69.56 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 17865. | Colin (modernbonsai) | 69.56 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 17866. | Brohath (zevo100) | 69.56 | 96% | 2021-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |