Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2156. | Bernie (bernie557) | 78.96 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 2157. | Bilb (j_pish) | 78.96 | 99% | 2018-04-18 |
| 2158. | Nuoni (oceanpony) | 78.95 | 97% | 2018-12-01 |
| 2159. | this (taehyung_3012) | 78.94 | 97% | 2020-07-12 |
| 2160. | Finch (ficxjo) | 78.93 | 96% | 2020-07-08 |
| 2161. | Hal (goscinny2) | 78.93 | 96% | 2018-08-31 |
| 2162. | Gaurav (gaurav_38) | 78.92 | 98% | 2021-07-24 |
| 2163. | Daniele (fuyune) | 78.92 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
| 2164. | ZR (zzrjoe) | 78.91 | 98% | 2018-07-07 |
| 2165. | Benjamin (idioticben05) | 78.90 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2166. | Temirulan (mtemirulan) | 78.90 | 97% | 2018-06-23 |
| 2167. | josh (joshbuggy) | 78.89 | 96% | 2020-05-11 |
| 2168. | Eugene (eugeneteoh) | 78.89 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 2169. | eve (everest1) | 78.88 | 96% | 2019-11-24 |
| 2170. | Kavika (kavika30) | 78.87 | 96% | 2020-07-28 |
| 2171. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 78.87 | 99% | 2019-09-26 |
| 2172. | Basil (focus_on_ur_focus) | 78.86 | 97% | 2019-11-17 |
| 2173. | derdier (derdier) | 78.86 | 96% | 2018-10-22 |
| 2174. | Isaac (newtion) | 78.86 | 99% | 2018-03-04 |
| 2175. | Sunil (chipu) | 78.86 | 97% | 2018-04-16 |
| 2176. | Heapcleaner (fathur) | 78.82 | 98% | 2020-01-08 |
| 2177. | e (eddyhack) | 78.81 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 2178. | Max (maxbro) | 78.81 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 2179. | theaveragedude (the_avg_dude) | 78.81 | 99% | 2020-05-15 |
| 2180. | Renee (monomest) | 78.80 | 98% | 2019-07-10 |
| 2181. | Darrix (darrixl) | 78.80 | 95% | 2020-04-13 |
| 2182. | David (dazzlethc) | 78.80 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| 2183. | Para (parad) | 78.79 | 98% | 2021-07-28 |
| 2184. | beFriend💚 (s1l3n7) | 78.78 | 97% | 2020-07-04 |
| 2185. | sam (hotsummerday) | 78.77 | 95% | 2020-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |