Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1710. | Stop (stopcheating) | 83.89 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
| 1711. | Kacper (szogun) | 83.88 | 96% | 2017-11-30 |
| 1712. | Aaron (aa88ron02) | 83.88 | 96% | 2019-05-02 |
| 1713. | Jaime (gabe_lumayog99) | 83.87 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
| 1714. | Timothy (warmpotato) | 83.86 | 97% | 2018-08-17 |
| 1715. | Max (convie) | 83.86 | 95% | 2017-09-21 |
| 1716. | Ivan (agrus) | 83.84 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
| 1717. | Laco (koomp) | 83.84 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 1718. | Emily (emilybutler122) | 83.84 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
| 1719. | Joey (jmk1) | 83.83 | 96% | 2019-09-22 |
| 1720. | TypingIsProfound (improveyo... | 83.81 | 96% | 2019-04-05 |
| 1721. | Snoo (vxnguyen01) | 83.81 | 99% | 2019-02-01 |
| 1722. | Wyland (windytempest) | 83.80 | 96% | 2017-11-27 |
| 1723. | Mo (slimg00dy) | 83.79 | 98% | 2017-11-22 |
| 1724. | Josef (mcblyat) | 83.79 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 1725. | meep (meep1003) | 83.78 | 97% | 2019-10-22 |
| 1726. | Sunil (chipu) | 83.77 | 98% | 2019-04-22 |
| 1727. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 83.75 | 98% | 2019-11-13 |
| 1728. | semimak (idimoku) | 83.75 | 97% | 2019-12-16 |
| 1729. | rachel (rsimonton94) | 83.75 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 1730. | Frank (drummajor) | 83.74 | 97% | 2018-07-03 |
| 1731. | Wilfred (wilfridge_t) | 83.74 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| 1732. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 83.73 | 98% | 2019-10-30 |
| 1733. | Emmett (silaada) | 83.72 | 97% | 2017-11-23 |
| 1734. | Thanos (d3bsy_j) | 83.72 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 1735. | sMarty (imrwonder2) | 83.71 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
| 1736. | dean (geedud2) | 83.68 | 97% | 2018-11-26 |
| 1737. | Norbert (norbert515) | 83.66 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 1738. | Mehti (lylehti) | 83.64 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 1739. | Alesandro (alesandroalbert) | 83.63 | 97% | 2019-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |