As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12642. | MuchoHombre (muchohombre) | 76.88 | 94% | 2024-03-20 |
| 12643. | cj (mp7maniac) | 76.88 | 96% | 2016-10-21 |
| 12644. | kristina (puresparkles) | 76.87 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 12645. | abi19911 (abi19911) | 76.87 | 96% | 2022-09-03 |
| 12646. | Saurabh (saurabhkarki) | 76.87 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 12647. | Ismail (aismail90) | 76.87 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| 12648. | Shekhar (shekhark) | 76.87 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 12649. | EEEEErol (rsfatboy119) | 76.87 | 98% | 2018-03-29 |
| 12650. | Ross (rosstafaria) | 76.86 | 96% | 2023-06-17 |
| 12651. | Grubbelt (grubbelt) | 76.86 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 12652. | Alistair (futuresenator) | 76.86 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 12653. | Elliot (mehmets_dunder) | 76.86 | 96.9% | 2021-01-29 |
| 12654. | Kalash (gekalash4791) | 76.86 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 12655. | Teodor (demreps) | 76.85 | 91% | 2016-02-14 |
| 12656. | Jack (stannisthegrammarist) | 76.85 | 98% | 2018-03-26 |
| 12657. | Zehady (brishtiteveja) | 76.85 | 97% | 2015-04-21 |
| 12658. | Jackie (jackie3923) | 76.84 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 12659. | IPolar_ (ipolar48_) | 76.84 | 96% | 2023-02-25 |
| 12660. | Leo (leotwelve) | 76.84 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 12661. | Huoi (huy_truong_le) | 76.84 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 12662. | Emerson (kasai_moyasu) | 76.84 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
| 12663. | Dominus (dominusarc) | 76.84 | 92% | 2017-02-20 |
| 12664. | Master (trikoi00) | 76.84 | 98% | 2018-05-10 |
| 12665. | Sunil (chipu) | 76.84 | 96% | 2020-04-25 |
| 12666. | Adam (adamsawahgamer) | 76.83 | 97% | 2021-12-05 |
| 12667. | El Jefe (el_jefe) | 76.83 | 96% | 2019-08-27 |
| 12668. | Skraber (vilfred) | 76.82 | 98% | 2024-08-05 |
| 12669. | Ali (murad_shah) | 76.82 | 99% | 2020-11-11 |
| 12670. | Sandeep (sand_yin) | 76.82 | 98% | 2019-02-17 |
| 12671. | Sōsuke Aizen (seedfactor) | 76.81 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |