So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14958. | DontBother (mehzzzz) | 76.30 | 98.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 14959. | Lulu (def__init__) | 76.30 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
| 14960. | cod1r (cod1r) | 76.30 | 97% | 2021-02-01 |
| 14961. | Joel (jstainer) | 76.30 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 14962. | natec (natec) | 76.30 | — | 2010-06-18 |
| 14963. | Cally (callyh) | 76.30 | 97% | 2015-09-19 |
| 14964. | Centrix (centrix) | 76.29 | 96% | 2017-10-31 |
| 14965. | Kevin (thedujin) | 76.29 | 92% | 2017-01-03 |
| 14966. | Valentine Ackerson (awwesom... | 76.29 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 14967. | Maxwell (mwrona) | 76.29 | 97% | 2011-09-23 |
| 14968. | Sharif (sharif4747) | 76.29 | 94% | 2021-12-31 |
| 14969. | Allen (krakenstine) | 76.29 | 97% | 2022-04-18 |
| 14970. | Lorenzo (leftovers1) | 76.29 | 95% | 2021-12-27 |
| 14971. | YurQ (yurq) | 76.29 | 95% | 2016-12-22 |
| 14972. | Thanh Son (thanhsonzorro) | 76.29 | 89% | 2012-06-07 |
| 14973. | fatma (fatmaozerr) | 76.29 | 98% | 2015-02-26 |
| 14974. | Antriksh (antrikshy) | 76.28 | 93% | 2016-02-13 |
| 14975. | old profile (supremexd) | 76.28 | 90% | 2011-09-11 |
| 14976. | Amalgamy (essentiallyretarded) | 76.28 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 14977. | Kate (marajadeskywalker) | 76.28 | 97% | 2014-02-28 |
| 14978. | Reelo (reelobaruk) | 76.28 | — | 2009-10-07 |
| 14979. | Tushchi Rocket (tushchi) | 76.28 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 14980. | Sunil (chipu) | 76.28 | 97% | 2018-04-09 |
| 14981. | Eines (hawkeines) | 76.27 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| 14982. | RioDa (bleachinq) | 76.27 | 95% | 2021-05-31 |
| 14983. | Abdallah (abdallahk123) | 76.27 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
| 14984. | James (billybreathe5) | 76.27 | 91% | 2016-08-16 |
| 14985. | ironmk11 (ironmk11) | 76.27 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
| 14986. | Brett (bpoole00@gmail.com) | 76.27 | 95% | 2014-10-06 |
| 14987. | Ashley (baxter) | 76.27 | — | 2008-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |