I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5997. | Ryan (nayrx14) | 97.36 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 5998. | bruh (pularz) | 97.36 | 100% | 2021-04-28 |
| 5999. | brix (brixx_sucks_at_typing) | 97.35 | 98% | 2025-08-04 |
| 6000. | Alonzo (alzk17) | 97.35 | 98% | 2016-06-28 |
| 6001. | Nikolaj (nikolaj808) | 97.35 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 6002. | Turdsplitter (chikenfiter) | 97.35 | 94% | 2016-01-08 |
| 6003. | dredge (dredge) | 97.35 | 98% | 2016-02-05 |
| 6004. | PogChamp (raziqphantomz) | 97.34 | 98% | 2019-12-24 |
| 6005. | Chase (iiarrowzii) | 97.34 | 92% | 2015-11-03 |
| 6006. | malew (jpen369) | 97.33 | 95.7% | 2024-02-28 |
| 6007. | 140 (140_wpm) | 97.33 | 97% | 2025-06-24 |
| 6008. | mv0 (the_oko) | 97.33 | 98% | 2019-06-16 |
| 6009. | CheemCreem (cheemcreem) | 97.32 | 98% | 2023-03-11 |
| 6010. | Joshua (joshua172) | 97.32 | 97.8% | 2021-02-23 |
| 6011. | Atira (atirakun) | 97.32 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 6012. | slow_typist (rocketnquit) | 97.32 | 99% | 2019-10-02 |
| 6013. | chintan357 (chintanpatel) | 97.31 | 96.6% | 2025-04-20 |
| 6014. | Sam (pulsefactor) | 97.31 | 98% | 2023-06-19 |
| 6015. | UF Pakistan (umarpakistan) | 97.31 | 96% | 2024-05-07 |
| 6016. | Michael (v3spula) | 97.30 | 97% | 2019-11-02 |
| 6017. | Pedro (henkiehenk) | 97.30 | 97% | 2019-01-24 |
| 6018. | Joseph (jwkeating99) | 97.30 | 96% | 2019-10-23 |
| 6019. | David (thetyperacer1337) | 97.29 | 99.5% | 2024-10-07 |
| 6020. | celimo (celimo) | 97.29 | 99% | 2022-01-16 |
| 6021. | Szymon (pazdinho_) | 97.29 | 98.1% | 2023-12-29 |
| 6022. | King (kingthiccness) | 97.29 | 98% | 2022-07-01 |
| 6023. | big boy (whycantitype) | 97.29 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 6024. | Gaurab (gg27) | 97.29 | 97% | 2018-04-29 |
| 6025. | B (0x135) | 97.29 | 96% | 2016-08-11 |
| 6026. | akun15 (vertikal888) | 97.28 | 96% | 2015-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |