The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20451. | Bao (b_lam) | 70.92 | 97% | 2011-08-22 |
| 20452. | evo (evofox) | 70.92 | 96% | 2013-07-03 |
| 20453. | :( (notabot69) | 70.91 | 96% | 2022-01-29 |
| 20454. | Taz (tazza1) | 70.91 | 97% | 2020-04-20 |
| 20455. | John (johnykenny) | 70.91 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 20456. | Varun (varungupta3009) | 70.91 | 98% | 2022-07-16 |
| 20457. | Luke (fabulous) | 70.91 | — | 2008-11-19 |
| 20458. | raphael (rfal10) | 70.91 | 97% | 2012-07-23 |
| 20459. | sxetikos (sxetikos) | 70.91 | — | 2009-09-24 |
| 20460. | Phteven (sleezy_dvorak) | 70.91 | 94% | 2015-11-07 |
| 20461. | Joyce (jade789) | 70.91 | 97% | 2012-05-19 |
| 20462. | Harrison (happierwizard) | 70.90 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 20463. | bryan (bryan2010) | 70.90 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 20464. | Felix (felix15872) | 70.90 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 20465. | SirIceColdStoneWater (siric... | 70.90 | 99% | 2018-12-14 |
| 20466. | qwerty (qwertykeyboard) | 70.90 | 94% | 2011-12-30 |
| 20467. | Dan (chillytheeevee) | 70.89 | 96% | 2022-07-01 |
| 20468. | tstats[azhy_01] (azhy_01) | 70.89 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 20469. | KHALED (khaled1995) | 70.89 | 98% | 2018-10-09 |
| 20470. | Dominic (21doakes) | 70.89 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 20471. | David (sweetswiss) | 70.89 | 96% | 2018-02-24 |
| 20472. | Amit (amitsaha) | 70.89 | 94% | 2012-08-25 |
| 20473. | kiddo (cringeworthykiddo) | 70.88 | 98% | 2018-01-05 |
| 20474. | yousuf (yousufmanikfan) | 70.88 | 97% | 2012-11-26 |
| 20475. | Vauge (vague) | 70.88 | 95% | 2015-10-05 |
| 20476. | eri (nanoeri) | 70.88 | 97% | 2013-12-31 |
| 20477. | tstats[rebecca_annn] (rebec... | 70.87 | 94% | 2017-05-19 |
| 20478. | GoneRogue (josephlee) | 70.87 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
| 20479. | Someone (dipity) | 70.87 | 86% | 2015-10-20 |
| 20480. | Drei (dy539) | 70.87 | 95.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |