As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18587. | Tim (eternalwind) | 58.99 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
18588. | Patrick (pgosser01) | 58.99 | 98% | 2018-02-06 |
18589. | Smanatha (househippo) | 58.99 | 94% | 2016-12-27 |
18590. | Typerosaurus Rex (sweetdrift) | 58.98 | 88% | 2016-12-20 |
18591. | 관세음보살 (rororok) | 58.98 | 93% | 2016-07-11 |
18592. | Prateek (sat13) | 58.97 | 95% | 2023-04-17 |
18593. | magnolia (magnoliatreebark) | 58.97 | 94% | 2022-09-27 |
18594. | Josh (juicelrd) | 58.97 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
18595. | Yasmine (gminorsmama) | 58.97 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
18596. | Kusumio (kuzumio) | 58.97 | 96% | 2022-02-13 |
18597. | Matei (asteroidul_x) | 58.97 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
18598. | Osama (osama_alkhodairy) | 58.97 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
18599. | Rylez (rylezyt) | 58.97 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
18600. | shigi (shigi) | 58.96 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
18601. | Yoby (yobynad) | 58.96 | 98% | 2019-05-01 |
18602. | della (della_a) | 58.96 | 93% | 2016-06-30 |
18603. | رحيم (rahim06) | 58.95 | 96% | 2022-07-12 |
18604. | Byron (chicken_little1) | 58.95 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
18605. | Ang (pwntorius_07) | 58.95 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
18606. | Joshua (joshuajiat) | 58.95 | 95% | 2020-06-14 |
18607. | Basil (brain1989) | 58.95 | 96% | 2016-03-14 |
18608. | Melinda (_mel_) | 58.95 | 92% | 2015-07-29 |
18609. | Tanjil (mr_rapid_guy) | 58.94 | 96% | 2022-09-25 |
18610. | Funky Koval (funky_koval) | 58.94 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
18611. | cheikh (cheikhbr) | 58.94 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
18612. | Shahrukh (shahrukh73) | 58.92 | 97% | 2023-10-11 |
18613. | Limon (mhlimon) | 58.92 | 99% | 2019-10-24 |
18614. | lai (laaaaaisha) | 58.92 | 91% | 2016-10-13 |
18615. | Derrick (sewshun) | 58.91 | 91% | 2016-05-20 |
18616. | PAT (pat0216) | 58.91 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |