As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12025. | Sam (yaboisam_) | 78.38 | 96% | 2023-07-14 |
| 12026. | Krana (krana) | 78.38 | 96.1% | 2021-02-07 |
| 12027. | john (kyrie456king) | 78.37 | 96% | 2024-01-30 |
| 12028. | buzz (juzzbuzz) | 78.37 | 93% | 2015-06-26 |
| 12029. | Chuck (typer_inflation) | 78.37 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 12030. | Braydon (nightpantaloons) | 78.37 | 96% | 2023-06-26 |
| 12031. | Hayk (hayk10002) | 78.37 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
| 12032. | beroo (_nwahz) | 78.37 | 97% | 2022-04-14 |
| 12033. | Alex (alexraw) | 78.37 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 12034. | gary (backjisceglia) | 78.37 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 12035. | T (raket124) | 78.37 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 12036. | Justin (jwtalbott) | 78.37 | 93% | 2016-02-09 |
| 12037. | julsdgreat (julsdgreat) | 78.36 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 12038. | Derek (derekcfop) | 78.36 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 12039. | Sean (seantronathon) | 78.36 | 94% | 2015-09-05 |
| 12040. | INDIA (haider_india) | 78.36 | 97% | 2015-10-26 |
| 12041. | yo (sadjamming) | 78.35 | 97% | 2024-06-28 |
| 12042. | Sim (simron_) | 78.35 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 12043. | Juice (4804210474) | 78.35 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
| 12044. | Cheyenne (cheycc) | 78.35 | 96% | 2015-12-27 |
| 12045. | Andrija (murinkos) | 78.34 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
| 12046. | karim (new_function7785) | 78.34 | 97% | 2024-03-03 |
| 12047. | forever_extinct (forever_ex... | 78.34 | 95% | 2021-10-09 |
| 12048. | ggzor (ggzor) | 78.34 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 12049. | Sayan (sayanme24) | 78.34 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 12050. | michael (localls) | 78.34 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 12051. | Cookie (ashlynn_t) | 78.34 | 97.5% | 2024-10-08 |
| 12052. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 78.34 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
| 12053. | nguyen dang (khoa19128) | 78.34 | 96% | 2016-04-16 |
| 12054. | stickybed (stickybed) | 78.33 | 95% | 2023-06-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |