As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7233. | Michael (michaelhau) | 90.55 | 98% | 2020-04-13 |
7234. | West (westqt) | 90.55 | 94% | 2017-02-17 |
7235. | Kneena (hercule) | 90.55 | 91% | 2016-12-28 |
7236. | FURIOUSGAMER956 (furiousgam... | 90.54 | 98.6% | 2025-02-28 |
7237. | Johnny (johnnybeane) | 90.54 | 97% | 2024-09-20 |
7238. | 1time (1time4da1time) | 90.54 | 97.6% | 2024-07-16 |
7239. | Spam (kingofspamalot) | 90.54 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
7240. | Kostadin (zergspawn) | 90.54 | 93% | 2016-09-26 |
7241. | Soilo (hansoilo) | 90.54 | 97% | 2016-09-09 |
7242. | Mike (undecidedname02) | 90.54 | 94% | 2016-02-20 |
7243. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 90.54 | 97% | 2018-01-08 |
7244. | Seri (vincent_aik) | 90.54 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
7245. | Mitch (toddlerdust) | 90.54 | 95% | 2016-09-14 |
7246. | Aadi (halebreezi) | 90.53 | 97.1% | 2024-10-22 |
7247. | Phi (faithincode) | 90.53 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
7248. | Ravenzlayer (r4nd4ll) | 90.53 | 98% | 2016-05-26 |
7249. | Johan (johlun) | 90.52 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
7250. | Ren (yu_renier35) | 90.52 | 99% | 2024-01-23 |
7251. | Dylan (cherrycoke33) | 90.52 | 96% | 2017-05-28 |
7252. | sam (samthebb) | 90.51 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
7253. | Arjan (avdh21) | 90.51 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
7254. | daniel (dpainter) | 90.51 | 99% | 2021-03-22 |
7255. | ankit (ankitthegreat) | 90.51 | 98% | 2022-03-05 |
7256. | Teacher (3j0mk1) | 90.49 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
7257. | EmiNation | (emingamer) | 90.49 | 96% | 2017-08-08 |
7258. | MstrCoconut (mstrcoconut) | 90.48 | 99% | 2024-01-29 |
7259. | Mike (mikethompsontech) | 90.48 | 91% | 2016-06-06 |
7260. | napkin (call_me_napkin) | 90.48 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
7261. | Nicholas (nicholas_r) | 90.48 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
7262. | Alex (all_grey) | 90.48 | 94% | 2016-04-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |