I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5003. | Will (greggaz) | 99.85 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 5004. | Eisenrhower (jonnymaster) | 99.85 | 97% | 2018-02-05 |
| 5005. | Matiđź…±IKL (mati2ooo) | 99.84 | 98% | 2022-01-31 |
| 5006. | Your mom (mczoom_7) | 99.84 | 97.5% | 2023-10-25 |
| 5007. | Dan (bstacks100) | 99.84 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 5008. | yall slow af (milkoreo) | 99.83 | 98% | 2019-05-19 |
| 5009. | Freddie (freddiebettie) | 99.83 | 98.5% | 2024-03-10 |
| 5010. | ZAKARIYA (elhilali_zakariya) | 99.82 | 98% | 2025-06-14 |
| 5011. | Bread (heyitsloaf) | 99.82 | 98% | 2022-11-21 |
| 5012. | nets in 4 (eridpnc) | 99.82 | 99% | 2021-09-26 |
| 5013. | na (nanaracer) | 99.81 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 5014. | Lemon (reru) | 99.80 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 5015. | Vaibhav (vaibhavk) | 99.80 | 95% | 2015-09-28 |
| 5016. | SPEEDLIMIT (60kph) | 99.80 | 98% | 2019-07-23 |
| 5017. | Dkoctro (dkoctro) | 99.79 | 97.6% | 2023-10-03 |
| 5018. | Kex (kexlog) | 99.79 | 98% | 2018-05-18 |
| 5019. | HadZakee (darkcraftplayz) | 99.78 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 5020. | Agueroooo (chazgordy) | 99.78 | 99% | 2019-11-18 |
| 5021. | Guest (hjkl0) | 99.78 | 98% | 2016-03-17 |
| 5022. | Dylan (cherrycoke33) | 99.78 | 98% | 2019-09-02 |
| 5023. | Yah (lgdhaven) | 99.77 | 98% | 2019-09-27 |
| 5024. | Tim (tim_han1234) | 99.77 | 97.1% | 2021-02-04 |
| 5025. | 青豆 (aydoo) | 99.77 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
| 5026. | dudu (dudu1061) | 99.77 | 97% | 2017-06-22 |
| 5027. | juniper (junimyox) | 99.76 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
| 5028. | Izzy (isabella1203) | 99.76 | 94% | 2017-01-02 |
| 5029. | tstats[gad2443] (gad2443) | 99.76 | 97% | 2021-08-10 |
| 5030. | Tim (begp) | 99.75 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 5031. | A_man (stay_safe) | 99.75 | 96.4% | 2024-09-22 |
| 5032. | yo lmao (mexsana1234) | 99.75 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |