So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7001. | trash 22424242424 (y6_chris) | 92.84 | 96% | 2022-07-22 |
| 7002. | Abdo (zxiest) | 92.84 | 98% | 2017-01-12 |
| 7003. | Sam (samuelnsh) | 92.84 | 98% | 2014-11-20 |
| 7004. | Big Flecks (_ndrxw) | 92.83 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 7005. | Erik (erik_leon) | 92.83 | 98% | 2022-03-22 |
| 7006. | Niek (niekie) | 92.83 | 98% | 2011-05-22 |
| 7007. | Carla (xiao_chan07) | 92.82 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 7008. | Macy (macylace) | 92.81 | 98% | 2023-05-13 |
| 7009. | Tristan (tristanhilton85) | 92.81 | 99% | 2017-08-17 |
| 7010. | Hollywood (rookle) | 92.81 | 96% | 2011-12-13 |
| 7011. | Alex (road_runner) | 92.81 | 97% | 2013-04-04 |
| 7012. | Marcel (razhork) | 92.80 | 98% | 2016-01-17 |
| 7013. | jon (oatmeeeal) | 92.80 | 98% | 2020-08-01 |
| 7014. | Poppa (ghome) | 92.80 | 95% | 2022-02-15 |
| 7015. | OnlyStanz (tanni) | 92.80 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 7016. | Polymathic Kitteh (aurash) | 92.80 | 97% | 2014-10-26 |
| 7017. | Seven (sevenupr91) | 92.79 | 94% | 2014-07-10 |
| 7018. | Shen (chermsgerms) | 92.79 | 97% | 2020-06-11 |
| 7019. | yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... | 92.79 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 7020. | JD (jigglyjd) | 92.79 | 99% | 2022-12-15 |
| 7021. | Uses Home Row (nickmanning214) | 92.79 | 98% | 2017-08-20 |
| 7022. | ㅤ (pinktortoise) | 92.78 | 97% | 2023-10-01 |
| 7023. | BG (beatrice_akeenan) | 92.78 | 96% | 2021-04-26 |
| 7024. | Justin (jtam11) | 92.77 | 95% | 2014-12-18 |
| 7025. | Chris (chrisrain) | 92.77 | 91% | 2014-10-12 |
| 7026. | Zach (zank0) | 92.76 | 97% | 2022-10-16 |
| 7027. | Tiffany (afluffybunny) | 92.76 | 95% | 2015-03-12 |
| 7028. | Zakiy (zakiy) | 92.76 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
| 7029. | FNTM (fntmsage) | 92.75 | 97% | 2019-01-24 |
| 7030. | Matthew (fryzigg) | 92.75 | 98% | 2022-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |