I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3023. | Maxim (maximlott87) | 63.02 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 3024. | Ghostwind (ghostwind) | 63.01 | 96.9% | 2023-10-20 |
| 3025. | Code (code_swtich) | 62.96 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
| 3026. | Vivek Singh (vksingh28) | 62.85 | 95.6% | 2024-08-15 |
| 3027. | Reitz (reitzcr7) | 62.68 | 94.6% | 2024-04-18 |
| 3028. | Rudder (rudder1464) | 62.56 | 95.6% | 2025-02-26 |
| 3029. | Guille (gui_rzr) | 62.37 | 95.4% | 2024-03-02 |
| 3030. | sleep well (djawad) | 62.36 | 94% | 2023-09-07 |
| 3031. | SOOWANKI S PASSAH (soowanki... | 62.30 | 96% | 2024-04-27 |
| 3032. | why not? (attacksquid) | 62.19 | 94.9% | 2023-09-28 |
| 3033. | One woody (one1_woody) | 62.13 | 95% | 2024-05-20 |
| 3034. | Pesosinos (pesosinos) | 62.13 | 95.9% | 2023-10-24 |
| 3035. | Anubhav (etra_567) | 62.08 | 95.6% | 2023-10-25 |
| 3036. | iamSlow (frenkie1514) | 61.99 | 95% | 2023-08-04 |
| 3037. | NGONO (mnae) | 61.79 | 94.5% | 2023-09-19 |
| 3038. | Pol (agnostoss) | 61.78 | 96% | 2024-12-15 |
| 3039. | cheikhbrahim (cheikh13) | 61.66 | 96% | 2023-07-06 |
| 3040. | Alexeï (g4520u10) | 61.64 | 95.8% | 2023-11-10 |
| 3041. | M.A. Ahad Khan (aahadkhan) | 61.60 | 98.4% | 2024-01-02 |
| 3042. | Emilia (meliadeliadoo) | 61.54 | 98% | 2025-03-02 |
| 3043. | ap (apapap) | 61.36 | 97.3% | 2024-10-22 |
| 3044. | Josue (jsevzq) | 61.26 | 96.3% | 2024-04-06 |
| 3045. | emo (emo2121) | 61.16 | 95% | 2025-05-22 |
| 3046. | mhdi (mhdi) | 61.15 | 94% | 2023-11-20 |
| 3047. | Ghostcar (ghostcarss) | 61.01 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
| 3048. | King (kickpushcoast) | 60.87 | 96.4% | 2025-03-13 |
| 3049. | TRex (trexeatyou) | 60.79 | 96% | 2025-01-23 |
| 3050. | curious_crow (curious_crow) | 60.75 | 93.5% | 2023-12-25 |
| 3051. | Richmano NASY (richmano) | 60.74 | 94% | 2024-11-25 |
| 3052. | KD (_k_d_) | 60.37 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |