As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25551. | Md. Kamrul Islam Bhuyan (ka... | 39.68 | 96% | 2023-02-18 |
| 25552. | Farryn Jacobs (farryn) | 39.67 | 95.6% | 2023-10-18 |
| 25553. | Nourhan (nour_han) | 39.66 | 96% | 2023-02-01 |
| 25554. | Anu (anu_anu) | 39.66 | 95% | 2023-10-09 |
| 25555. | Diego (fishgod5000) | 39.64 | 91% | 2023-05-13 |
| 25556. | Mayank Jadav (mayank393) | 39.64 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 25557. | Gulshan (gulushalu) | 39.64 | 93.3% | 2021-02-23 |
| 25558. | amy (amyxbutterflies) | 39.63 | 95.4% | 2021-02-25 |
| 25559. | Zhandos (yernazarovz) | 39.59 | 94% | 2017-05-01 |
| 25560. | RotsaMan (rotsaman) | 39.58 | 95% | 2022-02-14 |
| 25561. | kifle (kifletdss) | 39.55 | 95% | 2017-02-01 |
| 25562. | David (krotostas) | 39.55 | 91% | 2016-06-25 |
| 25563. | Sofia (michael_bjordy) | 39.53 | 90% | 2018-08-31 |
| 25564. | Chiemeka (iamlordaubrey) | 39.53 | 90% | 2015-09-18 |
| 25565. | Rishi (not_rishi) | 39.53 | 95% | 2022-11-15 |
| 25566. | Anshul (janshul) | 39.52 | 89% | 2016-06-18 |
| 25567. | Matthew (cheetah330) | 39.51 | 96.1% | 2023-10-31 |
| 25568. | Sanket (sanket101) | 39.49 | 88% | 2016-06-22 |
| 25569. | Cahmile (cahmile) | 39.49 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 25570. | Dennis (dennis30) | 39.47 | 91% | 2016-02-24 |
| 25571. | Pritam (pritam_10) | 39.45 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 25572. | fast_as_f*ck (techniqueee1337) | 39.44 | 95% | 2022-02-11 |
| 25573. | Swastika (swastikarki23) | 39.44 | 94% | 2016-02-25 |
| 25574. | David Lagan (lambert99) | 39.43 | 95% | 2023-10-06 |
| 25575. | Ricky (bigdick0009) | 39.40 | 96% | 2022-08-28 |
| 25576. | God (god1727) | 39.40 | 95% | 2021-02-26 |
| 25577. | Jack (glanzy05) | 39.39 | 94% | 2023-09-12 |
| 25578. | Pandiyaraja (pandiyaraja_7) | 39.39 | 99% | 2023-02-15 |
| 25579. | fred (swordkitten) | 39.39 | 95% | 2021-03-01 |
| 25580. | AsianMan (themelon05) | 39.39 | 95% | 2018-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |