And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16311. | Snail's Pace (hardtack) | 85.36 | 96% | 2017-07-23 |
| 16312. | allitAlmaty (allitalmaty) | 85.36 | 98% | 2018-10-29 |
| 16313. | Thomas (giga_ch4d) | 85.35 | 98% | 2023-09-19 |
| 16314. | David (davida693) | 85.35 | 94% | 2013-08-21 |
| 16315. | Tran (transcompany) | 85.35 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 16316. | I have never lost a single ... | 85.35 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
| 16317. | lost (lostconquest) | 85.35 | 96% | 2012-10-26 |
| 16318. | Daan (macdann6) | 85.34 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 16319. | chinguun (chinguun_0301) | 85.34 | 95% | 2022-04-07 |
| 16320. | glipglobit (glip_glob_it) | 85.34 | 99% | 2021-04-16 |
| 16321. | DarkNight (darknight_18) | 85.34 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 16322. | Maliha (mnusrat) | 85.33 | 97% | 2017-07-22 |
| 16323. | Yeajoon (kimchi4me) | 85.33 | 93% | 2014-02-19 |
| 16324. | Miya (miyapiyaya) | 85.33 | 99% | 2017-01-27 |
| 16325. | Razor (edwino) | 85.33 | 94% | 2014-01-14 |
| 16326. | Thiago (thiagofm) | 85.33 | 96% | 2013-07-16 |
| 16327. | Al (cheekybastard) | 85.32 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 16328. | julian (icevenom) | 85.32 | 97% | 2016-11-05 |
| 16329. | Justin (hedgeclippers) | 85.32 | 97% | 2018-09-11 |
| 16330. | Michael (michaelchristian024) | 85.32 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 16331. | Quang Duc (quangduc199) | 85.32 | 98% | 2013-03-16 |
| 16332. | Badz (badzerrorii) | 85.32 | 94% | 2011-12-15 |
| 16333. | Ege (pxlwlkr) | 85.32 | 97% | 2019-04-29 |
| 16334. | natec (natec) | 85.32 | — | 2010-06-15 |
| 16335. | Japes (jdapayne) | 85.32 | 96% | 2013-03-21 |
| 16336. | Based (basedbranches) | 85.31 | 94% | 2016-08-31 |
| 16337. | Yung (gildeezy) | 85.31 | 90% | 2016-01-17 |
| 16338. | Son (memorrick) | 85.31 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 16339. | DevReve (wassim321) | 85.31 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
| 16340. | Nitesh (niteshtiwari) | 85.31 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |