So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13122. | Chris (bunchesofdonald) | 79.75 | 95% | 2014-03-30 |
| 13123. | Lotus (lotus0000007) | 79.74 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 13124. | jacob (jec17) | 79.74 | 95% | 2015-08-23 |
| 13125. | Aakrit (monkeysunited) | 79.74 | 94.9% | 2023-10-23 |
| 13126. | Katelyn (skipelated) | 79.74 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 13127. | Jana (toothpik) | 79.74 | 92% | 2012-09-29 |
| 13128. | Dede (danielleuw) | 79.73 | 100% | 2023-08-20 |
| 13129. | Stephen (potsee) | 79.73 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 13130. | roy (roynaufal) | 79.73 | 87% | 2014-04-11 |
| 13131. | Guy (ayeitbeguy) | 79.73 | 95% | 2023-05-08 |
| 13132. | Tarek (tarek) | 79.73 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 13133. | Emily (milay68) | 79.73 | — | 2010-08-05 |
| 13134. | Sabrina (awesomer3) | 79.73 | 91% | 2014-02-07 |
| 13135. | Raul (arag) | 79.73 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 13136. | Josiah (jo_kr) | 79.72 | 89% | 2015-02-05 |
| 13137. | Rickard (remme) | 79.72 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 13138. | chloe (derpfacedan) | 79.71 | 97% | 2016-03-30 |
| 13139. | lucia (shql) | 79.71 | 100% | 2018-10-06 |
| 13140. | Yemeni (967bytes) | 79.71 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 13141. | cheatwheat (cheatwheat) | 79.71 | 95% | 2013-08-20 |
| 13142. | Alexander (chacka) | 79.71 | — | 2008-11-28 |
| 13143. | Jot (jotjtx) | 79.70 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 13144. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 79.70 | 96% | 2018-06-22 |
| 13145. | ohayou (ohayo_velotype) | 79.70 | 97% | 2017-03-06 |
| 13146. | reymund (rocketman234) | 79.70 | 98% | 2011-09-09 |
| 13147. | Ugliest (dankdingdonghd) | 79.69 | 96% | 2020-02-10 |
| 13148. | KC Abhinav (kcabdn) | 79.69 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
| 13149. | Pyren (pyren83) | 79.69 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
| 13150. | Howly (howly) | 79.69 | 94% | 2014-07-02 |
| 13151. | Leo (woor) | 79.69 | 91% | 2013-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |