Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9349. | Marcos (marcosjlr) | 82.00 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 9350. | Aldrich The Goat (aldrico) | 82.00 | 97.7% | 2024-05-13 |
| 9351. | Angel (auldieermine83) | 82.00 | 96% | 2022-05-19 |
| 9352. | garlicc (bbert17) | 82.00 | 97% | 2024-04-07 |
| 9353. | spacehrt (spacebop) | 81.99 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 9354. | _ (fishy192) | 81.99 | 98% | 2021-05-01 |
| 9355. | Ryan (lilchicken) | 81.99 | 94% | 2020-12-24 |
| 9356. | Joe (lanolin211) | 81.99 | 97% | 2022-09-20 |
| 9357. | favour (teempakguy) | 81.98 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 9358. | Diego (diego190401) | 81.98 | 98% | 2023-02-07 |
| 9359. | tim891998 (tim891998) | 81.98 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
| 9360. | oona (thoughtfulfairy) | 81.98 | 98.6% | 2023-12-22 |
| 9361. | Jom (jmt14) | 81.97 | 97% | 2021-07-05 |
| 9362. | lando_nomiss (lando_nomiss) | 81.97 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
| 9363. | Goldie (goldie_zzz) | 81.97 | 99% | 2025-03-20 |
| 9364. | Anthony (thekingboo) | 81.97 | 97% | 2022-09-09 |
| 9365. | abhi (cheapcoder) | 81.96 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
| 9366. | Aarif (aarif_a) | 81.96 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 9367. | Hellmione (hellmione) | 81.96 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 9368. | Pavlos (pavlogd) | 81.96 | 96% | 2024-02-29 |
| 9369. | Aubree (itzmeaubree1) | 81.96 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 9370. | LancyLanc (lancethedino) | 81.95 | 95% | 2020-08-25 |
| 9371. | Redempt1on (redempt1on) | 81.94 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 9372. | Tom (at081098) | 81.93 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 9373. | Avi (avispeedracer28) | 81.92 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
| 9374. | Jason Verheyden (jverheyden) | 81.92 | 97.3% | 2023-10-22 |
| 9375. | Rocky (sushil26) | 81.92 | 97.3% | 2023-09-12 |
| 9376. | Faisal (md_faisal) | 81.91 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
| 9377. | God (jpaul100) | 81.91 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 9378. | riversde (riversde) | 81.91 | 97% | 2023-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |