Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3077. | Ed (gitpwnednub) | 70.65 | 97% | 2019-04-02 |
| 3078. | Alekun (alekun) | 70.65 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 3079. | Qwerty (qwertyazerty) | 70.65 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 3080. | Lee (enelledee) | 70.65 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3081. | Said (surrenderordie) | 70.64 | 96% | 2020-07-17 |
| 3082. | adarsh (supng) | 70.63 | 96% | 2020-01-10 |
| 3083. | Eugene (_absorb_1) | 70.63 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3084. | Hyx (christianmoises) | 70.62 | 96% | 2019-07-03 |
| 3085. | hackthemoon (hackthemoon) | 70.62 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
| 3086. | Vasu (vasushash_2016) | 70.61 | 96% | 2019-10-01 |
| 3087. | Josh (expiredvenom) | 70.61 | 96% | 2019-07-07 |
| 3088. | Broken (sakambagal_aba) | 70.60 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 3089. | John (jodo3) | 70.60 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
| 3090. | bino_ (bino_) | 70.57 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 3091. | Lion (wizaslan) | 70.56 | 96% | 2020-02-10 |
| 3092. | Justin (politicalguy) | 70.55 | 95% | 2018-03-18 |
| 3093. | President Xi (presidentxi) | 70.54 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
| 3094. | Duarte (haunted_cpp) | 70.54 | 95% | 2019-09-26 |
| 3095. | Eunmin (mgood2) | 70.54 | 96% | 2018-02-25 |
| 3096. | Chalres (charleschrist) | 70.54 | 97% | 2019-05-21 |
| 3097. | Silent (silent_c1c4d4) | 70.52 | 95% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3098. | 键盘毁灭者 (something_... | 70.52 | 99% | 2020-08-02 |
| 3099. | Melchorio (jcquints) | 70.50 | 95% | 2020-10-31 |
| 3100. | Armageddon (arrmageddon) | 70.50 | 96% | 2019-10-25 |
| 3101. | Damien (m11m4573r) | 70.49 | 95% | 2018-01-23 |
| 3102. | Rob (aftershock7) | 70.49 | 98% | 2018-09-25 |
| 3103. | Bik (sfmf1998) | 70.48 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| 3104. | AverageJoe (punpun2012) | 70.48 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| 3105. | fdsafdsa (szesz) | 70.47 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 3106. | Sarath (_rahmanism) | 70.47 | 98% | 2018-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |