So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33335. | mahmoud (mahmoud_l86805) | 46.59 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
| 33336. | Nancy (nancynon) | 46.59 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 33337. | Gyula (yoodlee) | 46.59 | — | 2009-09-10 |
| 33338. | SRINIVASA VARMA (varma369) | 46.59 | 95% | 2012-02-11 |
| 33339. | Sumski-Smrdljivac🏑🦨... | 46.58 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
| 33340. | Apples (apples07) | 46.58 | 93% | 2016-05-15 |
| 33341. | Pouya (pouyal) | 46.57 | 94% | 2021-10-17 |
| 33342. | Precious (precy_kee) | 46.56 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 33343. | Dan1elB (daniellk) | 46.56 | 96% | 2023-06-30 |
| 33344. | Pavithra (pavithra5) | 46.56 | 97% | 2017-05-17 |
| 33345. | logan (logan1989) | 46.56 | 92% | 2016-06-02 |
| 33346. | Kimberly Aster (kimberlyaster) | 46.56 | — | 2009-06-08 |
| 33347. | brenda (brenda1) | 46.56 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 33348. | jordan (jonovono) | 46.55 | 92% | 2012-06-08 |
| 33349. | sunesh (vadi) | 46.55 | 98% | 2011-05-14 |
| 33350. | James (james_) | 46.55 | — | 2010-03-03 |
| 33351. | Charles (charles0420) | 46.54 | 90% | 2013-01-03 |
| 33352. | Brisseira (mintdaisy101) | 46.53 | 95% | 2022-02-11 |
| 33353. | dazzdm (dazzdm) | 46.53 | 94% | 2023-07-11 |
| 33354. | Ethan (sumguy37) | 46.53 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
| 33355. | Tianze (tianzeduan) | 46.52 | 89% | 2014-03-03 |
| 33356. | ፀጋ ተልከሰከሰ... | 46.52 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 33357. | Sayan (sayan_c) | 46.52 | 93% | 2018-04-20 |
| 33358. | Death_Dragon (dead_beast) | 46.52 | 93% | 2022-03-10 |
| 33359. | ikmal (malrith) | 46.52 | 93.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 33360. | Steven (stevey) | 46.52 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| 33361. | Nikhil (beel85) | 46.51 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 33362. | David (dvd_blns) | 46.51 | 95% | 2019-07-25 |
| 33363. | Taco2uesday (taco2uesday) | 46.51 | 94% | 2023-08-04 |
| 33364. | Joe (joeking1234567) | 46.51 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |