Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4298. | andy (andyhero) | 66.11 | 96% | 2018-08-29 |
| 4299. | Siddhartha (gravito12345) | 66.10 | 97% | 2019-11-24 |
| 4300. | Ange (_alex__) | 66.08 | 97% | 2018-05-31 |
| 4301. | Michelle (michellele517) | 66.08 | 97% | 2020-02-16 |
| 4302. | Max (palladidrago) | 66.07 | 94% | 2020-06-01 |
| 4303. | punit (punit965) | 66.07 | 94% | 2019-04-04 |
| 4304. | Ducky (ducky_racer) | 66.06 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
| 4305. | the (dragonon) | 66.05 | 95% | 2018-12-12 |
| 4306. | Jessica (jesshe183) | 66.05 | 94% | 2020-08-03 |
| 4307. | Austin (austincolibaba) | 66.04 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
| 4308. | Strikeknight (strikeknight02) | 66.04 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 4309. | Wusien (wusien) | 66.03 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 4310. | Stravanic (stravanic) | 66.03 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
| 4311. | Kev (falce) | 66.03 | 96% | 2018-08-21 |
| 4312. | Balsamic (balsamic) | 66.03 | 97% | 2020-01-13 |
| 4313. | William (vlakross) | 66.02 | 95% | 2018-02-25 |
| 4314. | Charts (charizardpotato) | 66.01 | 96% | 2017-10-21 |
| 4315. | anntz (reaction__) | 66.01 | 96% | 2020-06-24 |
| 4316. | Pat (py68849) | 66.00 | 96% | 2020-08-31 |
| 4317. | Ged (gdewiyasa) | 65.99 | 98% | 2018-04-12 |
| 4318. | MGL (mgl_mazaalai) | 65.98 | 96% | 2019-09-12 |
| 4319. | Christopher (magezter) | 65.96 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
| 4320. | Nun (lackingnight) | 65.94 | 94% | 2020-09-30 |
| 4321. | Ronald (200275146) | 65.94 | 95% | 2018-01-22 |
| 4322. | Burrito (burrito_1) | 65.92 | 97% | 2020-06-28 |
| 4323. | Kaloyan (kmalechkanov) | 65.92 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
| 4324. | Roshan (noob_master9901) | 65.89 | 95% | 2020-04-27 |
| 4325. | Wouter (wouter_kuijk) | 65.87 | 97% | 2020-09-25 |
| 4326. | Tyler (tyjoko) | 65.85 | 96% | 2019-06-07 |
| 4327. | 5k m1chael (mihai03) | 65.85 | 97% | 2019-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |