So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7578. | Emmett (silaada) | 91.31 | 97% | 2018-06-05 |
| 7579. | Siavas (siavas) | 91.30 | 89% | 2016-01-02 |
| 7580. | reale (reale) | 91.30 | 98% | 2016-07-14 |
| 7581. | Victor (xrv1ck) | 91.30 | 95% | 2011-11-28 |
| 7582. | Backspace (walkert1097) | 91.30 | 94% | 2016-04-18 |
| 7583. | Jeff (triaminic) | 91.30 | 92% | 2014-10-15 |
| 7584. | Heo (tac_ke_bong94) | 91.30 | 98% | 2014-04-03 |
| 7585. | AdilDSW (adildsw) | 91.30 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
| 7586. | Lydia (shiruzu) | 91.29 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
| 7587. | Mike (mik3t) | 91.29 | 93% | 2013-11-19 |
| 7588. | god (god_is_here) | 91.29 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| 7589. | Kevin (itsk3vin) | 91.29 | 92% | 2011-10-23 |
| 7590. | h (justhurryupandmakemyacco... | 91.29 | 95% | 2019-10-23 |
| 7591. | envy (ayytsklmao) | 91.29 | 98% | 2020-08-13 |
| 7592. | Barett (thebman919) | 91.29 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 7593. | Connor (rower) | 91.29 | 94% | 2012-02-20 |
| 7594. | Jay (sockpuppy) | 91.28 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 7595. | Raymond (philosobyte) | 91.28 | 95% | 2016-01-17 |
| 7596. | Charts (charizardpotato) | 91.28 | 98% | 2022-09-06 |
| 7597. | san (nianen88) | 91.28 | 95% | 2016-02-19 |
| 7598. | 雲龍 (molndrake) | 91.28 | 92% | 2014-09-15 |
| 7599. | Dambi (tomino) | 91.28 | 96% | 2014-10-22 |
| 7600. | Sconez (sconez) | 91.27 | 92% | 2016-01-12 |
| 7601. | Mat (tencion) | 91.27 | 96% | 2017-08-06 |
| 7602. | Peter (soulshok) | 91.27 | 96% | 2012-05-14 |
| 7603. | Tamber (tamber_laptop) | 91.27 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 7604. | Enrique (zero90) | 91.27 | 96% | 2016-08-26 |
| 7605. | ernest#4946 (ernestleong03) | 91.26 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 7606. | Slim (slimshady2001) | 91.26 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 7607. | Lima (legit__mib) | 91.26 | 94% | 2016-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |