The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10935. | 🐀 (idfr37) | 87.41 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
| 10936. | Ephemeral_ (ephemeral_meatsac) | 87.41 | 96.2% | 2023-09-23 |
| 10937. | JC (jcfermin) | 87.41 | 95% | 2014-12-10 |
| 10938. | jim (aquarius1102) | 87.41 | 97% | 2015-06-27 |
| 10939. | Josh (randomidiotx) | 87.40 | 94% | 2016-10-26 |
| 10940. | Darude_Sandwhich (homerjayf... | 87.40 | 97% | 2015-06-27 |
| 10941. | catfree (catfr33) | 87.39 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 10942. | Robby (muzzafuzza) | 87.39 | 99% | 2015-01-27 |
| 10943. | Kai (cheongengkai) | 87.39 | 96% | 2023-07-05 |
| 10944. | Peter (beterban) | 87.39 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 10945. | Kaz (kaz_the_kuz) | 87.39 | 99% | 2018-01-10 |
| 10946. | Hi (dennytiger) | 87.38 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 10947. | angel (angelllfoo) | 87.38 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 10948. | Lightningbulb (lightningbulb) | 87.38 | 97.3% | 2023-09-29 |
| 10949. | John (hertelerfeller) | 87.38 | 95% | 2016-07-12 |
| 10950. | Mamma (mammaracer) | 87.38 | 96% | 2014-01-28 |
| 10951. | Panda! at the Disco (chardb... | 87.37 | 97% | 2022-10-20 |
| 10952. | J (not_doctor) | 87.37 | 98% | 2023-09-16 |
| 10953. | Shawn (ratchet1179) | 87.37 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
| 10954. | Clarence (freezegoldz) | 87.37 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 10955. | gettheguests (gettheguests) | 87.37 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 10956. | Alex (alexkylelee) | 87.37 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 10957. | Epic (epic_gamer2834) | 87.36 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 10958. | Dean (deanie_weeny) | 87.36 | 97% | 2021-07-16 |
| 10959. | Albert (hsabove) | 87.36 | 97% | 2021-09-06 |
| 10960. | Kevin (kg0184) | 87.36 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
| 10961. | White (snajpi) | 87.36 | 94% | 2017-01-13 |
| 10962. | Storm (stormcenter) | 87.36 | 97% | 2013-06-05 |
| 10963. | Thayz (onmywatto100) | 87.36 | 94% | 2016-11-26 |
| 10964. | mgrig (mgrig) | 87.36 | 98% | 2012-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |