Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4259. | Sarah (artisticbunbun) | 66.86 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
| 4260. | Kaleb (kaleb3205) | 66.83 | 97% | 2018-04-09 |
| 4261. | Gilbert (epoxi) | 66.82 | 94% | 2019-01-31 |
| 4262. | mayank (dids6121) | 66.82 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
| 4263. | Zyma (lhende) | 66.81 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
| 4264. | Cameron (cameronleej) | 66.79 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 4265. | Nolan (nolangreub) | 66.79 | 94% | 2020-04-19 |
| 4266. | Fahad (devfahad) | 66.78 | 98% | 2020-04-22 |
| 4267. | Abtin (fada1) | 66.78 | 94% | 2020-11-20 |
| 4268. | Jehangir (jehangirkhanafridi) | 66.76 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
| 4269. | kyle (kylesch) | 66.75 | 96% | 2019-02-05 |
| 4270. | Elliot (lordmonkey04) | 66.75 | 96% | 2019-11-01 |
| 4271. | Qasim (qasim07) | 66.73 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| 4272. | Darijuan (darijuan) | 66.71 | 95% | 2019-11-22 |
| 4273. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 66.69 | 96% | 2018-12-08 |
| 4274. | Gustavo da Cruz (gustavodac... | 66.68 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 4275. | Charles (charcharryu) | 66.64 | 98% | 2020-02-12 |
| 4276. | Ghost (ghostince) | 66.63 | 96% | 2019-01-23 |
| 4277. | Kyozō (thegiantchip) | 66.63 | 94% | 2019-02-24 |
| 4278. | Ali (katali119) | 66.63 | 99% | 2018-05-20 |
| 4279. | Roman (udachin) | 66.59 | 96% | 2019-04-25 |
| 4280. | antifragile (antifragile) | 66.58 | 96% | 2020-08-03 |
| 4281. | argyrw not steno real wpm (... | 66.58 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 4282. | SpitaliaVI (benjy1232) | 66.57 | 96% | 2018-05-23 |
| 4283. | Miles (hauskaz) | 66.55 | 96% | 2019-05-04 |
| 4284. | A (ipsum) | 66.53 | 95% | 2019-11-20 |
| 4285. | Naba (naba0224) | 66.53 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
| 4286. | Jude (philivey) | 66.51 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
| 4287. | martin (tredecies) | 66.51 | 98% | 2018-11-06 |
| 4288. | Nate (flarpyz) | 66.51 | 95% | 2018-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |