And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16408. | Jessica (jesshe183) | 85.48 | 97.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 16409. | bb where are youuuu (kwokhin) | 85.48 | 93% | 2014-02-15 |
| 16410. | Miles (whatnowsun) | 85.47 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
| 16411. | Guest (poopyfart) | 85.47 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
| 16412. | Gautham (ahgamut) | 85.47 | 98.8% | 2023-10-10 |
| 16413. | tobiichi3227 (protoss_3227) | 85.47 | 98.1% | 2023-10-21 |
| 16414. | Tom (polaricecaps) | 85.47 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| 16415. | Mac (327type) | 85.47 | 97.2% | 2021-02-12 |
| 16416. | starrysnow (sharmine1997) | 85.47 | 97% | 2016-08-24 |
| 16417. | Sumeet (sumeet_best) | 85.47 | 98% | 2011-05-13 |
| 16418. | Sam (zoinks_sam) | 85.46 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 16419. | Omar (omar_ziada) | 85.46 | 97% | 2022-06-12 |
| 16420. | Hyunwoo (wh5929) | 85.46 | 93% | 2016-02-24 |
| 16421. | David (davidp963) | 85.45 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 16422. | Edward (dodo_zu) | 85.45 | — | 2010-08-23 |
| 16423. | JS (druxl) | 85.45 | 98% | 2012-08-07 |
| 16424. | Chan (chanulee) | 85.44 | 98% | 2022-10-23 |
| 16425. | NonQuit Topre (cantera) | 85.44 | 92% | 2016-08-16 |
| 16426. | storm-gg (waytooclose) | 85.44 | 99% | 2023-08-23 |
| 16427. | Serena (serenawinchester) | 85.44 | — | 2010-06-14 |
| 16428. | DougWeight#39 (dougweight39) | 85.43 | 93% | 2017-02-11 |
| 16429. | Zils (zils_) | 85.43 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 16430. | sikontoure (sikontoure) | 85.43 | 98.3% | 2023-09-08 |
| 16431. | Ludwig (ludway) | 85.42 | 97% | 2023-07-02 |
| 16432. | MINO (manuper) | 85.42 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 16433. | Jordan (dralegan) | 85.42 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 16434. | Wally101 (walrusboy101) | 85.42 | 95.6% | 2023-09-13 |
| 16435. | Paper (paper_) | 85.42 | 99% | 2019-06-25 |
| 16436. | BoBon (bonbon) | 85.42 | — | 2008-10-03 |
| 16437. | Kou (itsme1) | 85.42 | 97% | 2018-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |