Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3943. | 水 (spritesz) | 69.19 | 96% | 2018-10-06 |
| 3944. | Josh (zeubermensch1337) | 69.18 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
| 3945. | DeeDee (deedee09) | 69.18 | 100% | 2018-12-08 |
| 3946. | chris (llamas876) | 69.17 | 96% | 2020-05-30 |
| 3947. | Nikita (azeko) | 69.17 | 99% | 2018-02-23 |
| 3948. | Udan (fris93) | 69.17 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
| 3949. | orih (orih) | 69.16 | 98% | 2019-01-25 |
| 3950. | Warren (warrudd) | 69.14 | 96% | 2019-10-11 |
| 3951. | Tarako (tarako003) | 69.14 | 98% | 2018-10-17 |
| 3952. | Michael Josh (catalystgamer) | 69.13 | 94% | 2017-11-04 |
| 3953. | woahman (realwoahman) | 69.13 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3954. | sendaccuracy (vicklearnsdvo... | 69.13 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
| 3955. | Christopher (ixiblackbirdixi) | 69.13 | 97% | 2017-09-23 |
| 3956. | baited nonquit (qwertylion) | 69.11 | 94% | 2017-10-31 |
| 3957. | concheese (concheese) | 69.10 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 3958. | Kenneth (bicboiken) | 69.09 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
| 3959. | anatoly (tolya) | 69.08 | 98% | 2018-11-09 |
| 3960. | Caroline (chanrin22) | 69.08 | 97% | 2018-01-28 |
| 3961. | Arsen (punkbooster) | 69.08 | 97% | 2020-02-03 |
| 3962. | Abner (abnermtj) | 69.07 | 95% | 2019-11-27 |
| 3963. | Thang (thangnh) | 69.07 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
| 3964. | Reza (rapprat) | 69.06 | 96% | 2020-01-11 |
| 3965. | Roger (rogergnay) | 69.05 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 3966. | Enclosed (enclosedletter) | 69.02 | 98% | 2019-08-31 |
| 3967. | Phil (coasterfuelphil) | 69.01 | 95% | 2018-01-16 |
| 3968. | Luis (regneva17) | 69.01 | 96% | 2019-03-13 |
| 3969. | Felipe (mrsilverspoon) | 68.99 | 96% | 2018-08-23 |
| 3970. | Stepman5 (stepman5) | 68.97 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
| 3971. | Prem (premgd) | 68.97 | 97% | 2018-12-04 |
| 3972. | ljzlksjd (zhaxxdev) | 68.96 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |