Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1617. | Spitfire (spitfire6090) | 62.33 | 97% | 2019-04-22 |
| 1618. | n00b (gimape07) | 62.29 | 95% | 2019-06-24 |
| 1619. | argyrw not steno real wpm (... | 62.27 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
| 1620. | Jonathan (jonathan__) | 62.22 | 96% | 2018-02-05 |
| 1621. | Haung (zeropower) | 62.22 | 95% | 2018-01-04 |
| 1622. | Matthew (krynvel) | 62.20 | 97% | 2017-12-21 |
| 1623. | Raaya (raaya) | 62.17 | 97% | 2017-08-24 |
| 1624. | Troels (duckzern) | 62.16 | 95% | 2018-07-02 |
| 1625. | Chris (bxlletproof) | 62.15 | 96% | 2019-12-25 |
| 1626. | michael (dorfman27) | 62.15 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
| 1627. | John (lancecomandant) | 62.15 | 96% | 2018-05-23 |
| 1628. | stelle (ilovesatan) | 62.14 | 97% | 2017-08-07 |
| 1629. | Krystal (slowestgirl) | 62.14 | 97% | 2019-03-01 |
| 1630. | Aaron (aa88ron02) | 62.13 | 98% | 2018-10-19 |
| 1631. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 62.12 | 97% | 2019-03-30 |
| 1632. | Will (shneme01) | 62.11 | 93% | 2020-02-02 |
| 1633. | Neil (neilprime16) | 62.07 | 96% | 2019-09-20 |
| 1634. | Priyank (chanki) | 62.07 | 96% | 2019-01-26 |
| 1635. | Mike (eatmykeyster) | 62.07 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 1636. | douzhen (akariin) | 62.07 | 96% | 2019-10-07 |
| 1637. | DANK (turd_chopper) | 62.02 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 1638. | valdis (crusaderar) | 62.01 | 97% | 2018-03-21 |
| 1639. | Give me ice (givemeice) | 61.96 | 96% | 2018-04-03 |
| 1640. | skr_j (saikiranj) | 61.96 | 97% | 2019-09-27 |
| 1641. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 61.94 | 94% | 2019-05-15 |
| 1642. | Davidpaloscioteachesguitar.... | 61.94 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
| 1643. | Grace (gchoi00) | 61.92 | 98% | 2019-09-06 |
| 1644. | A (kmos) | 61.90 | 95% | 2019-12-18 |
| 1645. | Alex (kylon) | 61.89 | 95% | 2018-01-14 |
| 1646. | Tesla (teslalord) | 61.88 | 95% | 2018-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |