And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23930. | David (davidchang24) | 72.65 | 95% | 2020-02-22 |
| 23931. | burger (jill1522) | 72.65 | 92% | 2016-04-21 |
| 23932. | Demise (chuckychildsplay) | 72.65 | 98% | 2021-02-03 |
| 23933. | Wakwithu_LKamanga (wakwithu) | 72.65 | 96% | 2019-02-04 |
| 23934. | Talin (talinr) | 72.64 | 96% | 2021-07-06 |
| 23935. | sks (sks6174) | 72.64 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 23936. | Yeraly (yeraly_) | 72.64 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 23937. | LucidFire 🔥 (lucid_fire) | 72.64 | 96.9% | 2021-01-29 |
| 23938. | Conor (tryingtotchtype) | 72.64 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 23939. | Asa (hifreeo) | 72.64 | 94% | 2014-02-23 |
| 23940. | lepi (lepia) | 72.63 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 23941. | tstats[darkoool] (darkoool) | 72.63 | 98% | 2023-04-08 |
| 23942. | _ItzCP (_itzcp) | 72.63 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
| 23943. | ashbellebsha (ashbel_g) | 72.63 | 94% | 2020-10-14 |
| 23944. | Jett (chokladtomten) | 72.63 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 23945. | Afford66 (afford66) | 72.63 | 96% | 2016-07-16 |
| 23946. | gamer gamer (changishfool) | 72.62 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 23947. | Fatnot (fatnot) | 72.62 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
| 23948. | Ferresmash (ferdinandohrn) | 72.62 | 96% | 2022-08-26 |
| 23949. | YHY (yeohuiyee) | 72.62 | 99% | 2014-05-31 |
| 23950. | Stas (stas_m) | 72.61 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 23951. | Bruuut (bruut) | 72.61 | 98% | 2021-09-05 |
| 23952. | Muhammad (littlememon) | 72.61 | 96% | 2021-09-07 |
| 23953. | Mer (mer5432) | 72.61 | 93% | 2015-06-03 |
| 23954. | sulis (sulisagus) | 72.61 | 96% | 2012-05-09 |
| 23955. | TroulM (troulm) | 72.61 | 93% | 2021-01-09 |
| 23956. | Hermawan (hermionew) | 72.61 | 93% | 2012-02-06 |
| 23957. | Samiksha (samikshaparab) | 72.61 | 94% | 2012-04-04 |
| 23958. | TeMyOnG (mellin) | 72.61 | — | 2011-02-01 |
| 23959. | kiril (cold_fire) | 72.61 | 97% | 2014-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |