The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24003. | dvorak64 (steveoc64) | 65.98 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 24004. | Haezal (ezalepy87) | 65.98 | 90% | 2014-02-21 |
| 24005. | Tinkerino (tinkerino) | 65.98 | 92% | 2014-11-18 |
| 24006. | Sawyer (soldjaboy7895) | 65.98 | 92% | 2014-03-03 |
| 24007. | robert (robert1982) | 65.98 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 24008. | Mark (markkg) | 65.98 | 97% | 2019-04-02 |
| 24009. | Salman (mrsmak) | 65.97 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 24010. | AntGa (antgaray) | 65.97 | 95% | 2022-02-21 |
| 24011. | DJ (e36freak) | 65.97 | — | 2010-12-28 |
| 24012. | Marc (marco_bitz) | 65.97 | 94% | 2015-10-31 |
| 24013. | Shroudy (senthasiddu) | 65.97 | 98% | 2017-06-21 |
| 24014. | sajin (sajinvarughese) | 65.97 | 96% | 2014-06-06 |
| 24015. | random (random_guy145) | 65.96 | 95.3% | 2021-02-14 |
| 24016. | Gibreel (gibreel) | 65.96 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
| 24017. | Kiharu (kiharu) | 65.96 | 96% | 2020-03-18 |
| 24018. | Rin (namiakta) | 65.96 | — | 2009-11-04 |
| 24019. | Plantt (tplantt) | 65.95 | 89% | 2015-12-31 |
| 24020. | I SUCK (lthemanl) | 65.95 | 97% | 2018-02-07 |
| 24021. | darcysaur (darcysaur) | 65.95 | 98% | 2022-10-12 |
| 24022. | PriyaM (bagyam) | 65.95 | 98.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 24023. | Chandler (chandlerchasse) | 65.95 | 92% | 2013-04-28 |
| 24024. | Kagami (apollonroad) | 65.95 | 93.8% | 2021-02-04 |
| 24025. | George (giorgos1) | 65.95 | 95% | 2019-12-14 |
| 24026. | Michal (buzna) | 65.95 | 97% | 2016-05-21 |
| 24027. | Vinni (vinnico) | 65.94 | 96% | 2022-12-31 |
| 24028. | Josh (joshmedeski) | 65.94 | 86% | 2014-01-11 |
| 24029. | Maxwell (manwhoisnamed) | 65.94 | 95% | 2017-04-04 |
| 24030. | T (ltsa) | 65.94 | 98% | 2014-10-13 |
| 24031. | Rodrigo (hotrod5595) | 65.94 | 88% | 2011-09-17 |
| 24032. | Holi Deka (holi_deka) | 65.94 | 97% | 2016-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |