Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3284. | Molerat (colonelmolerat) | 105.93 | 98% | 2013-05-18 |
| 3285. | Denise (dinosaurians) | 105.92 | 98% | 2018-11-11 |
| 3286. | Mary (zmds2004) | 105.92 | 85% | 2014-01-13 |
| 3287. | Pen (summer_break) | 105.92 | 97% | 2014-07-19 |
| 3288. | DeedraFreeze (deedra_20) | 105.90 | 99% | 2022-11-30 |
| 3289. | Zeo (zeobro) | 105.90 | 92% | 2015-12-05 |
| 3290. | ぴくるす (danny45) | 105.90 | — | 2010-12-15 |
| 3291. | Brandon (bulldawg) | 105.90 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 3292. | Sandro🇬🇪 (jolskey) | 105.88 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| 3293. | KJ (snthaoeu) | 105.88 | 97% | 2013-11-15 |
| 3294. | Adrian (daasianturtle) | 105.87 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 3295. | Dasherrr (dasherr1) | 105.86 | 99% | 2023-06-23 |
| 3296. | Ethel (aditus) | 105.86 | 95% | 2014-09-25 |
| 3297. | Gary (jksnk) | 105.86 | 95% | 2015-12-08 |
| 3298. | anxious (anxioussheep) | 105.86 | 99% | 2021-08-24 |
| 3299. | Andy (ponchotang) | 105.86 | 99% | 2020-07-09 |
| 3300. | Rapido (coopdawgy) | 105.84 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 3301. | Jerrythe (lumsewjea) | 105.84 | 97% | 2011-11-09 |
| 3302. | chandara (chan92) | 105.84 | 99% | 2022-01-24 |
| 3303. | Barry (barrydeen) | 105.84 | 97% | 2013-01-12 |
| 3304. | Niki (swiftastic) | 105.82 | 95% | 2012-08-09 |
| 3305. | @benakribo (benakribo) | 105.82 | — | 2010-07-21 |
| 3306. | Adrian (karomi) | 105.81 | 97% | 2013-03-02 |
| 3307. | I'm (ten10) | 105.81 | 98% | 2013-01-27 |
| 3308. | Rhasta (rhastae) | 105.80 | 94% | 2012-10-20 |
| 3309. | Jarod (terminuszwei) | 105.80 | 98% | 2021-07-03 |
| 3310. | Aeoryth (aeoryth) | 105.80 | 95% | 2012-04-04 |
| 3311. | ChK (renne_bright) | 105.79 | 97.1% | 2023-08-28 |
| 3312. | Amanda (mandapanda806) | 105.79 | — | 2009-10-24 |
| 3313. | sal (italianstallion3) | 105.78 | 99% | 2013-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |