As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9562. | Isabell (meechingurl) | 84.89 | 97.4% | 2024-10-03 |
| 9563. | e45 (e453) | 84.89 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 9564. | Rob (robear72) | 84.89 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 9565. | Mati🅱IKL (mati2ooo) | 84.89 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9566. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 84.89 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
| 9567. | BernsteinCat (bernsteincat) | 84.88 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
| 9568. | beep (ooooooop) | 84.88 | 96% | 2019-11-18 |
| 9569. | Wazed (wassain) | 84.88 | 98% | 2019-09-17 |
| 9570. | isekai (krimsonly) | 84.88 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
| 9571. | Kairos (kairossss_) | 84.87 | 97% | 2025-05-01 |
| 9572. | Tecnium (tecnium) | 84.87 | 99% | 2020-03-23 |
| 9573. | Eion (pnusgoose) | 84.87 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 9574. | Zacharia (zacky1312) | 84.87 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 9575. | nullandvoid (theprogrammer) | 84.87 | 96% | 2016-07-22 |
| 9576. | sam (randomguyonwifi) | 84.87 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 9577. | Zack (raichubuddy) | 84.87 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 9578. | Dwima (dwizz) | 84.86 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 9579. | xojor (xojor) | 84.86 | 98% | 2025-03-27 |
| 9580. | chaitanya (chaitgpt) | 84.86 | 95% | 2023-04-17 |
| 9581. | SirAlig (siralig) | 84.86 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 9582. | c (asiandued) | 84.85 | 98% | 2022-07-31 |
| 9583. | Morp (8211morp) | 84.85 | 96.6% | 2024-06-30 |
| 9584. | 0O00O0O0O0O0O0 (bunnystacker) | 84.85 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
| 9585. | Vanilo (vanilo) | 84.85 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 9586. | Andres (andres0432) | 84.85 | 90% | 2017-01-06 |
| 9587. | Tracer (stonecoleq) | 84.84 | 97% | 2017-04-06 |
| 9588. | Leon (tagats123) | 84.84 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
| 9589. | Chad (godchad) | 84.84 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 9590. | MO-ZILLA (mo_zilla) | 84.83 | 97% | 2025-02-23 |
| 9591. | William (deviousdd) | 84.83 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |