I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15400. | Avrick (avmend) | 72.13 | 97% | 2021-06-05 |
| 15401. | Friedrich (drmomake) | 72.13 | 93% | 2017-04-02 |
| 15402. | Amanda (simplesecretsauce) | 72.12 | 95% | 2021-11-12 |
| 15403. | Wallace (timmaddog) | 72.12 | 94% | 2023-03-17 |
| 15404. | Vali (valibraimi) | 72.12 | 95% | 2021-06-14 |
| 15405. | Mechanical (kheeze) | 72.12 | 97% | 2020-05-30 |
| 15406. | Ofek (ofekmauda) | 72.12 | 95% | 2017-08-15 |
| 15407. | monners (monners) | 72.12 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 15408. | Maurício (mv4rgas) | 72.12 | 96% | 2017-04-29 |
| 15409. | ColemakOriMan (colemakoriman) | 72.11 | 98% | 2025-06-07 |
| 15410. | Mauri (feministi) | 72.11 | 98% | 2017-12-27 |
| 15411. | Xeo (astroloser) | 72.11 | 99% | 2022-10-03 |
| 15412. | sungit2g (sungit2g) | 72.11 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 15413. | Tusar (tusar) | 72.11 | 95% | 2022-03-15 |
| 15414. | Tushar (tjajodia) | 72.11 | 95% | 2020-09-04 |
| 15415. | Nenad (sima_car) | 72.11 | 95% | 2017-04-23 |
| 15416. | Chaitanya (chaitanya608) | 72.10 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 15417. | Grant (bigcock69) | 72.10 | 92% | 2017-01-14 |
| 15418. | Darshil (darshil_7) | 72.09 | 97% | 2025-09-09 |
| 15419. | Dan (danclevia) | 72.09 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 15420. | Fuuka (fuukabazooka12) | 72.09 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 15421. | Alisher (qaga) | 72.09 | 93.6% | 2021-02-18 |
| 15422. | sic transit gloria mundi (d... | 72.09 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 15423. | Jonathan (chin_chin656) | 72.08 | 95.8% | 2021-03-02 |
| 15424. | bau (padam21) | 72.07 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 15425. | Dmitriy (wenkaler) | 72.07 | 96% | 2022-08-31 |
| 15426. | domdotcom (domdotcom) | 72.07 | 96% | 2023-10-09 |
| 15427. | Nathan (lleb) | 72.07 | 94% | 2021-08-21 |
| 15428. | Sc0rxh (sc0rxh) | 72.06 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 15429. | Odin (koltepriii) | 72.06 | 94.9% | 2024-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |