I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9237. | Blue (terry25031069) | 88.04 | 98% | 2023-02-07 |
| 9238. | Thomsa (thomsah) | 88.03 | 95.7% | 2023-11-19 |
| 9239. | noturbiz (ahhhnono) | 88.03 | 98% | 2022-11-25 |
| 9240. | Experiment 626 (eee01) | 88.03 | 95% | 2023-02-14 |
| 9241. | nim (nimen) | 88.03 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 9242. | Andrew (rentor) | 88.03 | 97% | 2018-06-09 |
| 9243. | ben (benwu1) | 88.01 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
| 9244. | NewbPianist (instantnoodles... | 88.01 | 84% | 2016-09-09 |
| 9245. | Yuzu (rice_senpai) | 88.01 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| 9246. | Noe (noe7) | 88.01 | 98% | 2016-06-06 |
| 9247. | Mirage (starry_mirage) | 88.00 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 9248. | LiquidDivide (blakekl) | 88.00 | 96% | 2022-10-21 |
| 9249. | Azulflame (azulflame) | 88.00 | 97% | 2019-09-22 |
| 9250. | Theo (theodosis_aga) | 88.00 | 99% | 2021-06-30 |
| 9251. | Taylor. (tlrayo) | 88.00 | 83% | 2015-04-06 |
| 9252. | woodnutshell (woodnutshell) | 87.99 | 98% | 2024-06-06 |
| 9253. | Themthiam (themthiam) | 87.98 | 98% | 2024-04-29 |
| 9254. | Chaitanya (chaitanya25) | 87.98 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 9255. | Mosses (baligtadangtalim) | 87.98 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
| 9256. | Simon (zzarox) | 87.98 | 94% | 2016-03-16 |
| 9257. | Epickel (epickel) | 87.98 | 89% | 2016-04-27 |
| 9258. | Zeyad Elsayed (zetypist) | 87.97 | 97.4% | 2024-05-26 |
| 9259. | LAO (legendoflaohan) | 87.97 | 98.7% | 2024-05-07 |
| 9260. | Petcham (petcham) | 87.97 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 9261. | Marc (maroenzo) | 87.97 | 95% | 2020-11-26 |
| 9262. | pigoon 🐷 (achristmascarl) | 87.97 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
| 9263. | ante (vilex) | 87.97 | 93% | 2017-01-02 |
| 9264. | Anthony (carllimcarl) | 87.97 | 93% | 2017-01-31 |
| 9265. | Riki (schulzey) | 87.97 | 96% | 2015-11-25 |
| 9266. | Zen (zencreepz) | 87.96 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |