It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1400. | FlameFrost (flamefrost) | 88.11 | 98% | 2020-09-03 |
| 1401. | Eugene (mineugene) | 88.11 | 98% | 2020-09-04 |
| 1402. | Omer (om3rrr) | 88.10 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 1403. | w (artemisfowl3rd) | 88.09 | 96% | 2018-05-07 |
| 1404. | TapTapTappy (tomcolemak) | 88.09 | 97% | 2017-12-11 |
| 1405. | yah-yeet (dingdong768) | 88.06 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 1406. | Geo (geoxchristopher) | 88.04 | 96% | 2017-10-26 |
| 1407. | Lexi (suns_showers) | 88.04 | 98% | 2020-08-27 |
| 1408. | imperial (imperialxox) | 88.00 | 97% | 2020-03-31 |
| 1409. | Bleh (entropian) | 88.00 | 99% | 2019-04-18 |
| 1410. | Simo (gammaman999) | 87.95 | 97% | 2020-03-22 |
| 1411. | Karan Jain (karanjain18) | 87.94 | 98% | 2019-11-27 |
| 1412. | Nika (redrajax) | 87.93 | 97% | 2018-03-03 |
| 1413. | Mikel (meekay) | 87.89 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 1414. | Johann (jalohann) | 87.89 | 96% | 2018-11-02 |
| 1415. | Amy (amy20503) | 87.86 | 97% | 2019-02-08 |
| 1416. | Chad (chadpalmer2) | 87.84 | 98% | 2018-01-14 |
| 1417. | Taran (tarankloty) | 87.83 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 1418. | benirons (benirons) | 87.83 | 94% | 2020-06-16 |
| 1419. | Amr (amrhachicho) | 87.83 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| 1420. | lucia (shql) | 87.82 | 100% | 2019-05-31 |
| 1421. | i'm slow (pndspirit) | 87.81 | 98% | 2017-08-29 |
| 1422. | SomeGuy (hexadecimal101) | 87.80 | 98% | 2019-12-07 |
| 1423. | Fabijan (bifazg) | 87.76 | 96% | 2018-10-23 |
| 1424. | Joshua (jefry1217) | 87.73 | 98% | 2018-12-22 |
| 1425. | Dafort (dafpogi) | 87.72 | 99% | 2018-07-01 |
| 1426. | Rrett (rrett) | 87.69 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 1427. | Suhas (suhasmaddali007) | 87.69 | 98% | 2020-03-21 |
| 1428. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 87.67 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 1429. | Missy (lovelydy) | 87.66 | 99% | 2019-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |