The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6816. | TypeRacer needs new passage... | 96.80 | 97% | 2014-03-06 |
| 6817. | † Nick (wrongtrousers) | 96.80 | 96% | 2012-12-11 |
| 6818. | Vince (garg26) | 96.79 | 98% | 2014-04-15 |
| 6819. | Azog (mrhunter) | 96.79 | 100% | 2016-01-19 |
| 6820. | B (peachlol) | 96.78 | 96% | 2013-10-04 |
| 6821. | boogerking (boogerking) | 96.77 | 92% | 2013-05-30 |
| 6822. | Charters (gloryglory) | 96.77 | 96% | 2013-01-13 |
| 6823. | Volyando (kodokswag) | 96.77 | 95% | 2015-12-23 |
| 6824. | Adam (eidolons) | 96.77 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 6825. | Josh (joshindahood) | 96.76 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 6826. | ascjoy (ascjoy) | 96.76 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
| 6827. | Super (superphantomuser) | 96.76 | 95% | 2022-02-27 |
| 6828. | Blobby (blobbyliu) | 96.76 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
| 6829. | Paul (___paul___) | 96.75 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| 6830. | tstats[mdsunny2299] (mdsunn... | 96.75 | 99% | 2021-04-01 |
| 6831. | Carter sucks dick (ivortso) | 96.75 | 93% | 2017-05-21 |
| 6832. | Zoheb (blackeaglejs) | 96.74 | 96% | 2012-04-16 |
| 6833. | John (soulsforhire) | 96.74 | 95% | 2014-12-11 |
| 6834. | Ceonsamea (ceonsamea) | 96.74 | 98% | 2014-06-19 |
| 6835. | Vincent (xmaru) | 96.73 | 92% | 2012-10-21 |
| 6836. | Sulley (kingsulley) | 96.72 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 6837. | Vishal (vishvish) | 96.72 | 92% | 2017-05-14 |
| 6838. | Cadi (cadihd) | 96.72 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
| 6839. | Killa (killastorm1000) | 96.72 | 93% | 2012-09-15 |
| 6840. | Bharat (bharat_nag) | 96.71 | 97% | 2012-10-06 |
| 6841. | Jeremy (neargood) | 96.71 | 93% | 2012-11-01 |
| 6842. | ScooZ (scoozeh) | 96.71 | — | 2009-10-13 |
| 6843. | MiB (meninblack) | 96.70 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
| 6844. | Sammy (sammyf) | 96.70 | 95% | 2012-04-19 |
| 6845. | biotox (biotoxz) | 96.70 | 92% | 2012-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |