The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8261. | Evani (evani78) | 93.15 | 99% | 2018-06-28 |
| 8262. | Reg (regwong) | 93.15 | 94% | 2016-04-17 |
| 8263. | Kevin (sciron00) | 93.15 | 98% | 2013-05-03 |
| 8264. | tyler (tylerqt) | 93.14 | 95% | 2013-02-07 |
| 8265. | ivan (ivanchok) | 93.14 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
| 8266. | Bob (lazybobby) | 93.14 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 8267. | Walsur (walsur) | 93.14 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 8268. | elcheeguar (elcheeguar) | 93.14 | 99% | 2019-11-23 |
| 8269. | Adam (plutoking) | 93.14 | 97% | 2012-05-19 |
| 8270. | 🧛 kia (kianachantal) | 93.14 | 94% | 2011-10-11 |
| 8271. | John (omster83) | 93.13 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 8272. | King Bygone (lil_bygone) | 93.13 | 98% | 2012-11-29 |
| 8273. | Tyson (hence) | 93.13 | 95% | 2013-08-30 |
| 8274. | 初めは40wmp (hajime40) | 93.13 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 8275. | fried fish (seventh77) | 93.13 | 96% | 2016-11-15 |
| 8276. | Rebekka (rweismantle) | 93.13 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 8277. | aerisslowers (pietrucha33) | 93.12 | 98.4% | 2023-06-15 |
| 8278. | Boon Chuan (nitrolego) | 93.12 | 98% | 2020-03-23 |
| 8279. | Ronnie (censeo) | 93.12 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 8280. | Felipe2003 (felipe2003) | 93.11 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 8281. | tab0uleh (hdxbatoolx) | 93.10 | 95% | 2012-04-19 |
| 8282. | Asad (don_t) | 93.09 | 97% | 2014-01-18 |
| 8283. | Klopsu (klopsu) | 93.09 | 92% | 2016-10-27 |
| 8284. | Jahangeer (jahangeer_khan_979) | 93.09 | 98% | 2012-11-04 |
| 8285. | Hossen (galacticcheese1) | 93.08 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 8286. | Alexey (reggies) | 93.08 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
| 8287. | K (race17) | 93.07 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 8288. | Conning (conning) | 93.07 | 89% | 2015-03-19 |
| 8289. | Hachemon (hachemon) | 93.07 | 98% | 2022-08-06 |
| 8290. | I×Blazar×I (lblazarl) | 93.07 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |